Sween deaney

comedian, pirate by nature, #AVFC #PIA ♊

[Grand Regent Reyrey 🇰🇪🍉 @jst_reyrey]

My friends: I thought you were a #GameOfThrones fan?
Me: *After watching #GameOfThronesFinale
I am something else now.

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

#got how to make a great programme die in 6 episodes😩
The same sausage that came up with the idea to fly jax teller into a lorry must have had a hand in this
💩💩💩💩

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

@casisdead Album?

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

@SamuelLJackson your the professor X of the ghetto. #moneyislow #bustaquickgorillaflick

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

@SamuelLJackson DICKHEAD. British actors might be cheaper than your shiny bold swede, but with snakes on a plane in your armoury.........😏

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

@Deliveroo wondered why me foods always cold, because these biker mice twats are meeting up for a quick spliff first👌🏾😂

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

Man like @DionDublinsDube the ledge and me styling FUBU. #OldSchool #1999ish

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

Saturday night and im in bed (midway through a 14 day shift) and i just swiped right on a bird called 'indigo'👀😩
Shoot me, shoot me now!

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

That black breddah is sooo sooooo sick but soooo sooooo weird #XFactor #gurning #tripping

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

Tweeting about #XFactor because them chinny gyal got me 😍😍

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

This woman fully called her husband a 'pillow'
Soft, lumpy and always lie in behind her back.
😂😂😂😂😂

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

Atleast you once were. #deadthattv

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

I fully rated @OfficialChip until @kane_reilly put me onto the @TheBugzyMalone reply. #WOOOOOII #chip #tun #duppy #realquick #thatreplythou

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

@Claire_Stacey21 hahahaa picknie is patois for children. And duppy is an old tale, basically hes a ghost/boogeyman/traffic warden.😁 #Jamaica

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

When you thirsty add and they have picknie. Duppy tek me away. #yardieinacardie

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

Funny how things turn out.
Like yellow and shit. 😒

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

Few guineys and bants with my brother @Craig_Vernon #vernsta #mrbadinfluence now last nights UFC #Returnoframpage

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

@Skittles you've had your fun with the blue skittle now let's get it out. #fuckingupmyrainbow

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

I always wait to bust out a dookie till I'm at work. That way I know I'm getting paid for that shit.

[Sween deaney @_D_Sweeney]

@georgerwsweeney @adidasoriginals on them #yeezys sherif. 😁