Daniel Nova, Jr.

Lousy photographer who tells mediocre jokes. 🇩🇴

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

Normal doesn’t exist, it’s just a setting on the washing machine

[Shane Martin @Shane___Martin]

Fastest way to kill your business?
Taking on the wrong clients.

Here are 15 client red flags you must learn to spot:

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[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

One of my Facebook friends is notoriously anti-government. I mean completely against the notion of politicians micromanaging what we should do with ourselves.

And yet, she’s anti-abortion.

Counter-intuitive much?

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

@nytimes Good episode, but why leave Massachusetts out of the narrative?

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

I am this dad. No shame.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://t.co/hqCHPhTbrK

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

So is Will Smith being sent to Bel-Air again?

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

Woo(f) hoo! I’ve (finally) been commissioned for my first ever dog-sitting gig.

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

Mom, uncle and aunt are currently in France eating fresh bread, and I’m in shambles with barely enough bread 😣

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

Today’s weather is the reason why trust issues exist.

[Big Bro @DeaPierre]

You think money is everything until you have a problem money can’t solve

[thicc sad world @boob_haver]

I always bring urine

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

#NewProfilePic

[Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy]

You know how when you give blood you get a little badge that says,” I gave blood today”, well there should be one that says” I had great sex today”. Ha ha ha …

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

I’ve said this a million times and I shall reiterate: fuck online dating and the predispositions that come with it.

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

We’re no longer selling bananas at work.

I guess they just don’t have that a-‘peel’ to some people…

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

@EereesIris

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

@Jota_soVULGAR @ChanellePoem B&W I can develop myself but not color sadly

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

@Jota_soVULGAR @ChanellePoem Bet! Closest labs are Colortek right by south station and Hunt’s Photo in Melrose.

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

Food shopping on a Sunday morning should be a Squid Game challenge.

[Daniel Nova, Jr. @_Danielism]

@MellowVier Lmao! One of my many objectives in life 😎