Danielle Ames

👉🏼Writes the newsletter Not Enough Middle Fingers: It's the love child of Nat Geo🦩 + Sex & The City💅🏼 You should probably subscribe

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Just launched the Women Writers’ Collective, and we're bringing the party — it’s an online women writers’ feedback group to workshop ideas and throw literary spaghetti against the wall📚🍝

Think of it as a weekly writing soirée🍸✨ Come hang out with us! https://t.co/CX26bIeJdA

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💥The Herald and Mothers of Plaza de Mayo to share their archives with the public

A special event on March 22 at Casa Nuestros Hijos will also feature a round table on journalism and human rights in Argentina

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Flybondi among world’s worst for delayed and canceled flights

With little warning or response from the low-cost airline, 12,000 passengers were left high and dry over the weekend

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@GDoggBA Gracias! Te gustaría dar una opinión sobre las cancelaciones de Flybondi para el Herald y cómo se relaciona esto con el impulso de los cielos abiertos para la privatización?

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El Cruce: What it’s like running Patagonia’s 100km mountain ultramarathon 🏃‍♀️

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My parents were high school sweethearts, so I asked my mom if she regretted getting married so young

She goes: “Your dad’s a really good kisser!”

I cut her off when she started telling me how his lips were like little pillows

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On date nights I now eat two meals:

my usual 7pm dinner to keep me from murdering someone or ending the relationship

and dinner with my boyfriend in the restaurant at 11:30pm

The boyfriend is Argentine and finds it very amusing that I eat dinner at 7pm

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@weischoice I’m a freelance writer😂

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Wishing you a shitty first draft, today and everyday

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“In arts school playing tuba as a girl gave you cool points.

In high school, it turns out, those cool points were nontransferable.

But this was a concept I hadn’t yet grasped.”

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Tell me this isn’t prince harry the merman

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“Ask him when to use the subjunctive. As long as you laugh and apologize every time you open your mouth, he’ll find your mistakes endearing

But don’t worry, if you’ve been socialized as a woman, laughing and apologizing profusely will come easy to you”

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“Not only am I in band, but I’m also funny, creative, and willing to try everything”

👆🏼14-year-old me trying to find out why she’s still single

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@adamtaggart Yup, same

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“I got a glimpse of myself post-retirement sitting at the slots until 4am with a visor, bloodshot eyes, and an XL refillable drinks cup of quarters.

Swiping. Mostly left. 

Convinced that this next swipe, surely, would be the one.”

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@SubstackStatus About how much longer is the delay expected? I’m still getting the notice that maintenance is being down, and my subscriber count seems off. Many thanks!🙏🏼

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“After all, we are still, as we always have been, half the world. Which begs the question: if we share this world in equal numbers, why aren’t we valued equally?

Because our current global economic system is failing women."

-Anne Hathaway on #InternationalWomensDay

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Shamelessly exploiting my childhood journals. Dear God. https://t.co/DG8nw39VI6

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Michaelandellaopoly is a board game you made for your ex when you first started dating

It’s a spin-off of Monopoly, but all the places and cards are inside jokes and your favorite spots

The board game might have been cute if that’s where things ended https://t.co/AKnskM1L1i