Dan Webb

Internet man, owns @XboxAchs, @PSTrophs & @ReseroNetwork. Man of many words. Speaks in punchy sentences. Opinionated. Sweary. Lovable though.

[Dan Webb @_DanWebb]

Caved in and finally signed up to Instagram. I'm going to be one of them influencer types and make money off of looking pretty. Come join me on my adventure... or don't. Please do though, my future happiness depends on it. https://t.co/8GTbRGuqN9

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@gioxdano @XboxAchs Hello, mate. Did you email my https://t.co/uHF7WZqWe9 email address? If not, try that. It's dan.webb there.

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Folks, I'm moving to BlueSky because Elon Musk is a cunt and this place is full of bots. Hit me up over there, folks https://t.co/eDrL4IEUG2

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Shrinkflation really has to stop! Terry's Chocolate Oranges are only 157 grams now. They used to be 175 grams. Robbing bastards. They'll charge us more though, won't they #TerrysChocolateClementine

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News just in, David Coote's new job as a ref in the Fury vs. Usyk has gone down a treat in Saudi Arabia.

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The Courteeners' new album is pretty fantastic. Back to back anthems. Love it.

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@dannyodwyer Danny... please! 🤣

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@Twiggyflow I did not see that coming, haha.

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It's genuinely hilarious watching Australia throwing a World Cup game against Scotland because they're shit scared of playing England 🤣

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@Twiggyflow I was literally dancing around the room, haha.

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@Twiggyflow Haha, abso-fucking-lutely 🤣 It's so obvious, haha.

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@tess_coughlan Hey, at least we didn't lose to Scotland 🤣

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@tess_coughlan The only reason we're out is because the ICC are useless and don't have reserve days because of rain. We're about to go out and we lost and won the same amount of games as you 🤣

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@tess_coughlan Congrats. We've done that too. But we've also never lost to Scotland, you're about to 🤣🤣

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@tess_coughlan At least we didn't lose to a minnow, haha. We got knocked out because of rain. That's it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@tess_coughlan You beat us, absolutely. Credit where it's due. But you're about to get beaten by a team that's never won against a proper cricket team in their lives 🤣

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@jimmy12ouje3 @Emmy__szn @Raws_LFC Oh no, I agree. It's like playing Football Manager in real life. If anything, it's more likely to be disruptive than anything else.

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@jimmy12ouje3 @Emmy__szn @Raws_LFC Also, Chelsea spent a billion quid 👀

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@groetertjes @Raws_LFC I think that's because it's hard to replace Klopp, so everyone is apprehensive as fuck, ha. We're suffering mass trauma across the fan base with him leaving, that's the only reason. Hope he does well, I really do. Good luck to you guys next season 👌🏻

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@Andy_VGC Should just better refs, tbh. On and pitch and in Stockley Park.

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@Andy_VGC Oh yeah, but new studios equals new agreements and terms, right? I assume he didn't close the studio, but him leaving was effectively the same as him closing it. Would love to know how many former Irrational now work under him, though.