man on the moon

Shakespeare lied about the fate of star-crossed lovers.

[Miss B🫦 @Lewa_Forbes_]

I hope they completely disregard this and do the needful. Ori yin ti buru danu.

[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

Yoruba Elders Raise Alarm Over Fulani 'Conquest Plot' Against South-West – "Yorubaland Is in Mourning, Murderers Are Invading"

The Council of Yoruba Elders has raised a chilling alarm over an alleged plot by the Fulani to conquer the South-West, calling on influential Yoruba sons and daughters to unite for an urgent rescue mission.

https://t.co/UdTH8bx371

[PATRIOTIC SOJA ($TSIR-MUNCHAN) @Pressman2040]

GOOD NEWS: 🇳🇬🪖Troops Rescue 15 More Kidnap Victims in Kebbi
Troops of Sector 2, Operation FANSAN YAMMA, have recorded another major success.

They rescued 15 kidnap victims after repelling a t£rr0r!st attack in Marge, Danko-Wasagu Local Government Area of Kebbi State.

Acting on credible intelligence, the troops applied intense pressure, forcing the k!dn@pp£rs to flee and abandon their captives.

The victims have now been safely reunited with their families.

Kudos to our gallant troops for their bravery and commitment to protecting innocent Nigerians!

THE FIGHT CONTINUES.

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

You people never know when to stop until you push someone over the edge. A lot of you treating her like she’s a plague probably have worse people as family and friends. You laugh and interact with paedophiles, abusers and Yahoo boys on the TL, but suddenly have plenty to say about “una dey associate o.” I don’t agree with her life choices, but she’s still human. Haba!

[Oluwaseun Ajede @oluwaseun_ajede]

Lẹnu KINSMEN.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

The 2026 World Cup is presently ongoing. Nigeria failed to qualify for the World Cup but the National Sports commission budgeted 6,440,000,000 ($4.6 million) as “Special presidential support group for 2026 World Cup qualifiers”

How???

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Oh shut the fuck up you RACIST PRICK.

Your spokesperson just refused to rule out deporting me because I'm black.

You don't get to celebrate the success of black English people while telling us we don't belong in England.

Keep the name Jude Bellingham out your Nazi mouth.

[Oyíndà @yorubachic]

The kidnapping was staged but Ojúde Ọba celebrants were bombarded with insults and curses for celebrating our annual festival because of the same “staged” kidnapping. #noticing

[Shalom Olúkúnlé @Shalominioluwa_]

Watching someone speak with absolute certainty while treating evidence as an optional inconvenience is always fascinating.

@Wizarab10 is running around talking about ransom, despite presenting no evidence whatsoever to support that assertion. It’s almost as if some people would have preferred those victims to remain in captivity indefinitely, just so they could continue weaponizing their suffering as a political “gotcha” moment.

That tells you everything you need to know about the kind of political culture some people have embraced. Their supposed concern for good governance begins and ends with the fortunes of their preferred candidate. Human suffering is reduced to campaign material, and every tragedy becomes an opportunity for partisan point scoring.

This isn’t directed at any ethnicity. It is directed at my own people as a wake up call. Stop confusing performative outrage with genuine concern. These people do not care about you, your families, your communities, or your children any more than those things serve their political objectives.

Support whoever you choose. That is your democratic right. But don’t be naive enough to mistake political opportunism for moral conviction. There are people whose loyalty is not to principles, justice, or the well being of ordinary citizens, but solely to the success of the political figure they have elevated beyond criticism. Everything else, including the suffering of innocent people, is merely a prop in that pursuit.

[Oyíndà @yorubachic]

Folaholic 🧡

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

Yesssssss England are in the semis

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

Goooooooooaaaaaaallllllll

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

Bellinghammmmmm

[🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @C4LEBW1LSON]

Mbappe is an evil coloniser while Enzo Fernandez is a saint 🥺

[Rafiki @sprylyzzyzx]

A prison like this should be a scandal. That this is a school for minors is just wild

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

Saka.

We're winning this one jor

[Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo @ezekieldachomo0]

We Lost Him 💔😭

My heart is shattered beyond words

Our little brother, 13-year-old David Raymond, has gone home to be with the Lord after fighting for his life for 18 painful days

David was not a soldier
He was not a criminal
He was only a child whose only "offense" was being born into a Christian family in Plateau State

On that dark night in Kawel village, Bokkos LGA, terrorists stormed his home while the family slept

His father, Raymond Maichibi, stood between death and his son, hoping to save him with his own body, but he was shot and killed

His mother, Nanlop Raymond, hid inside the bedroom, praying for mercy, but the bullets found her too

David tried to escape, but an AK-47 bullet ripped through his back and stomach, leaving his intestines exposed

As doctors struggled day and night to save this innocent child, his parents were already lying in a mass grave alongside 20 other Christians murdered simply because of their faith

The family could not bring themselves to tell David that he was now an orphan

They hoped he would recover first

But today, that painful secret no longer matters

David has gone to join his father and mother in eternity

Before he died, his trembling voice still echoed from his hospital bed

"They came in the night... My father tried to protect me and they shot him... My mother was hiding when they shot her too... I ran and they shot me in the back..."

How many more children must die before the world listens

How many more Christian families must be erased before our tears are seen

The silence of the world has become another weapon against us

"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." — Matthew 5:10

David's blood cries out from the ground

His story must not die with him

I plead with the Church around the world, do not stop praying for the persecuted Church in Nigeria

Remember us before the throne of God

Stand with us while there is still someone left to save

May the Lord comfort every grieving heart and may little David Raymond rest in the everlasting arms of Jesus until we meet again

Rest in peace, precious child
Your suffering is over
Your crown awaits you 💔😭🙏

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

Turned out superb BTW.

Thank you Gemini AI

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

If this chicken doesn't turn out the way I imagine, I will cry

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

Not surprised.

Weren't you cucked when they asked you to apologise to the fans online for leaving the party ?

[man on the moon @_DaraDaniel]

Goaaaallllll