David Campbell

Physiotherapist. Musician. 49ers fan. Dad.

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

@adamliaw My future grandkids: Why does grandpa wash his hands a lot and generally self-isolate?

Their parents: He lived through the great pandemic of 2020. That explains the former, and gave him what he thought was an acceptable excuse for the latter.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Kyle Juszczyk @JuiceCheck44]

Help send me to #10! Repost to vote! #ProBowlVote

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

🗳️The People’s Tight End is looking for the people to vote 🗳️

RT to #ProBowlVote George Kittle

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

@MBohnerSRECRE @JamesSurowiecki @NateSilver538 Australia: 0% on most items due to an existing free trade agreement

[Benjamin Allbright @AllbrightNFL]

The funniest things I think I see is Niners fans trying talk themselves out of Kyle Shanahan.

Kyle would have a HC job the next day, and Niners fans seemed to have forgotten the Tomsula/Chip Kelly mess he pulled them out of.

[Matt Maiocco @MaioccoNBCS]

Lions' Aidan Hutchinson is named NFC Defensive Player of the Month with 6.5 sacks, 16 tackles, 6 tackles for loss and 1 forced fumble.

Meanwhile, 49ers' Fred Warner had 2 interceptions, 1 TD, 27 tackles, 1 for loss, 3 forced fumbles, 4 passes defensed and 1 sack in Sept.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

One of the worst holding calls you will see.

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

@hutchdiesel (That’s not a dislocated shoulder)

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Tomorrow, the 2024 Olympics will start.

140 athletes will represent Ukraine.

487 Ukrainian athletes will never again be able to compete - they died since the start of the full-scale invasion.

Over 4,000 more Ukrainian athletes are defending Ukraine today.

📹: Suspilne

[Dynasty over all @Here_We_Go_49]

#ProBowlVote
Brock Purdy
Nick Bosa
Brandon Aiyuk
Fred Warner
Charvarius Ward
Christian McCaffrey
Deebo Samuel
Dre Greenlaw
George Kittle
Kyle Juszczyk
Trent Williams
Aaron Banks
Chase Young
Javon Hargrave
Arik Armstead
Mitch Wishnowski
Tashaun Gibson

[Dynasty over all @Here_We_Go_49]

#ProBowlVote
Brock Purdy
Nick Bosa
Brandon Aiyuk
Fred Warner
Charvarius Ward
Christian McCaffrey
Deebo Samuel
Dre Greenlaw
George Kittle
Kyle Juszczyk
Trent Williams
Aaron Banks
Chase Young
Javon Hargrave
Arik Armstead
Mitch Wishnowski
Taybor Pepper

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Mitchell boomin' want some more Pro Bowl votes!

Hit that 🔄 button for a chance to win this ball signed by Mitch Wishnowsky. #ProBowlVote

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[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Brock Purdy is good enough. Kyle Shanahan is good enough. The Niners are good enough. 🔥🔥🔥

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

A Brock Purdy appreciation post

• 333 yard passing
• 3 touchdown passes
• longest TD pass in the NFL this season
• 0 interceptions
• 158.3 QB Rating

Yes, your “dink and dunk” quarterback is in the MVP conversation

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

@LoneStarNiner Is the ball an apostrophe? Graphic designers rarely do that stuff by accident. “Pets’ Mart”

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

There have been many times i've missed not having @BetterRivals pods since they gracefully retired, but none more so than during this latest incarnation of the niners juggernaut. These are fun times

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

I’ll be very blunt, @fred_warner isn’t just “great,” he’s generational. These are the hidden details as to why.

Apologies in advance for the excitement, but may God have mercy on the man that faces Warner. 🔥🔥🔥

#AchoAnswers @49ers

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

@RealSFDynasty I’ll be at the group stage game tonight 🇦🇺🦘

Hopefully meet you in the final 🇦🇺Vs🇺🇸

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

@Tweeeety86 Yep. More and more junk on my feed, less and less of the stuff I actually come here to be a part of...

[David Campbell @_David_Campbell]

@NickoSN_1982 @ParamountPlusAU @ManCity Interesting that @ParamountPlusAU just deleted the tweet below when it was pointed out that the full replay hasn't worked all morning 🤦‍♂️

Why do I pay for this service?