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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will hand a 5 year old a gun, force a 10 year old to carry her rapist's baby to term, allow a grown man to marry an 11 year old and send a 12 year old to work in a meatpacking plant, but the 18 year old they’ll happily send off to war isn’t “old enough” to vote?

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

most normal people don’t base their entire personality on who they vote for once every four years

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

JJ Redick got heated on First Take this morning

“WHY ARE WE TRYING TO LAY DOWN THE HAMMER ON A 23-YEAR-OLD WHO DIDN’T BREAK A LAW? EXPLAIN THAT TO ME !”

(h/t @awfulannouncing )

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

It's the guns.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren��t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.

[Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma]

It’s almost like public health officials made a big mistake opposing boosters

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Greg Abbott didn’t call special session after 23 murdered by white supremacist in El Paso or after 700 died when power grid failed but GOP holding special session to make it harder to vote after finding only 16 false addresses on registration forms out of 11 million votes in 2020

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

Actually I don’t need gas anymore

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

these are between 10 and 50 times better than regular m&ms and i’ve never been able to determine why that is

[Dr. Marcus H. Johnson @marcushjohnson]

Why are people so mad about people wearing masks outside? If they want to wear masks after the biggest mass death event in the US in generations, let them. Why does someone else wearing a mask bother you? Do you get mad when other people wear their seatbelt?

[‘ Phíree🤍🧸 @queen_phire]

idc if you pay $350 or $1100 rent, make $9 or $15/hr, drive a 1991 or 2021. None of us are better than the next. Stay humble.

[Go Birds! 🦅 4-2 @iDont_Chase]

How can you not find Spongebob funny 😂😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[linda belcher⚜️ @bourbonbay]

I wish George Floyd was asked nicely. I wish Breonna Taylor was asked nicely. I wish Trayvon Martin was asked nicely. I wish Philando Castile was asked nicely. I wish Eric Garner was asked nicely. I wish Michael Brown was asked nicely. I wish Tamir Rice was asked nicely. I wish..

[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

A lot of this boils down to these people never being told no. It’s not even about the masks they’re just used to doing whatever whenever. They don’t think they have to follow rules.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

In Denmark, McDonald’s employees make $20 an hour and the price of Big Macs went up by $.80. Stop defending exploitation.

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

i get that this is a daily show bit but my god some of these are so incriminating in hindsight