Dylan Angelo

Unpleasant Eagles, Yankees, Texas Longhorns, and Devils fan. 5.20. 💍 @aangelo7208

[Dylan Angelo @_DFA24]

First deck day for the boys 🐎🐎

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Eliot Shorr-Parks Training Camp Stats, Day 7:

ESP started practice with one of his better observations of camp: confirming it was hot outside.

He worked the short areas of the field all practice, stringing together high-percentage observations without taking many chances down field.

The day ended with the entire team singing Happy Birthday to Jalen Hurts. However, ESP remained committed to journalistic integrity, declining to join in and instead boo’d quietly under his breath.

Overall, it wasn’t his loudest day, but he continues to look very comfortable making definitive conclusions from incomplete information.

Day 7 Stats: 11 Tweets, 0 IQ

2026 Stats: 0 Ball Knowledge

Grade: F-

[Matt Shifman @AndyScoggin]

Saratoga jockey and trainer standings after day 22, Thursday, August 6, 2026 --

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Footballs back

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

HAYNES KING!!

[NFL @NFL]

Carson Beck to Jalen Brooks. WOW.

@ProFootballHOF Game on NBC
Stream on @NFLPlus + Peacock

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

All Hurts does is win 😮‍💨

[Dylan Angelo @_DFA24]

@RefThatBets 🤣🤣

[Dylan Angelo @_DFA24]

@RefThatBets When Andy said he didn’t like it thought it put us in the winner circle 🤣

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The highest-paid RBs in the NFL by new-money average per year:

🏈Jahmyr Gibbs: $22.5M
🏈Bijan Robinson: $22.25M
🏈Jonathan Taylor: $22M
🏈Saquon Barkley: $20.6M
🏈Christian McCaffrey: $19M
🏈Devon Achane: $16M
🏈Derrick Henry: $15M
🏈Breece Hall: $14.5M

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

"Tay is a steal. Shout out to Howie. I dont know how we got him. He brings a different type of energy to the WR room."

Saquon Barkley is a Dontayvion Wicks fan!

#Eagles via @UpAndAdamsShow

[Cassius🇭🇹🦅 @CassiusCl1ff]

That's literally what yall do for Burrow and Allen for losing, not even winning.

[kay ♍️ @kaybethename1]

Y'all give everyone else a lifetime pass on nostalgia:
• Herbert = potential
• Burrow = one SB run
• Allen = 13 seconds 2021
• Lamar = old MVPs

But the moment Jalen gets mentioned, suddenly "we can't live in the past."

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

Even I'm surprised at this point

[NFL @NFL]

No. 34 on the NFL Top 100 Players of 2026…

@Eagles RB Saquon Barkley! @NFLFilms

[First Take @FirstTake]

"This just falls in line with more excuses [we're] making for Justin Herbert. ... Stop going to the mountain top and screaming, 'He's a top five talent.'"

@Geraldini93 wants to see more from Justin Herbert and the Chargers ✍️

[Dylan Angelo @_DFA24]

GEORGE!!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Teams that can win the Superbowl

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

Watching Bijan tote the rock is pure art man

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

-Flashes the ball to the defense to let them know he still has it.
-1 yard gain
-Glazed on social media for it

Pretty much sums up Joe Burrows tenure