Dick

Expert; International Superstar

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Hey man I heard about your recent diagnosis. The reality though is you don’t have PGAD, I’ve just been jacking off a voodoo doll of you as a stress relief tool recently. My bad king 👑

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Now why is the Casino Royale ball torture chair in this backyard

[Dick @_DickySweets]

70s detectives after spending 45mins asking friends and family if they knew anyone who would want to do the victim harm

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Dick @_DickySweets]

If you are 27-30 and your inner circle isn’t talking about:

The taxonomy of bugs
Discovering new species of bugs
Making an exoskeleton out of bugs

Then you need a new inner circle

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Ruined my murder mystery party by making the titular clue that someone’s cum was found at the scene

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Eavesdropping on airport conversations can provide great insight in to the American psyche. For example I just heard a woman say she “would love a woman president some day” but that it’s “too extreme for the country right now”. A line of reasoning I’ve simply never considered.

[Dick @_DickySweets]

You got that right pal

[Dick @_DickySweets]

I’ve recently inherited $8000 from my friend Stellan who tragically passed in an adult box car racing accident, so yea you could say I’m new money.

[Dick @_DickySweets]

The lion does not concern himself with the witch, nor the wardrobe

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Live Nation CEO Michael Rapino has said that concert tickets are not expensive enough

"It’s like a badge of honor to spend 70 grand for a Knicks courtside ... They beat me up if we charge $800 for Beyoncé"

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Clearly didn’t survey my wife’s boyfriend

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Americans are having a record low amount of sex, even less than during the pandemic, per WSJ

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Even our sausage kings are fake now, humanity has truly strayed

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Gonna be a long ride

[Dick @_DickySweets]

A stunning Olive Garden in Corona, Queens

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Remake of the movie speed called stroke where if you stop jacking off the bus explodes

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Just remember this bar that blasted Winston Churchill speeches in the bathroom

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Referring to my friends as my platonic polycule

[Dick @_DickySweets]

@bobdenirofacts Rusty/Moose bench mob

[Dick @_DickySweets]

Will they address why trans people can’t participate in high school sports but a dog can?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’

In theaters Summer 2026.