Dirk Jiggler

playful trouble maker

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

People out here 10 toes down talking about "if you don't use a washcloth in the shower, you're not clean."

Forgive me if I take advice from dermatology experts, vs the loud echo chamber of uneducated twits.

https://t.co/Bna0PHQMd2

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Raw. Every time. This is why I got a vasectomy!

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

I just need a friend who loves getting their pussy eaten as much as I love eating pussy.

Just come over and let me lick you into wave after wave of orgasm..

Please.

No strings. No reciprocation.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Chicks like this are why I got a vasectomy.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

I think I need to spend more time with this account.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

It's weird having a partner, for almost a decade, to realize they have absolutely no fucking clue who you are.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Appropriate response:

Shhhh, little buddy, you're next!

[Kelsey Simmons @KelseyESimmons]

Not me accidentally letting a fart slip out while she was fingering me 😭☠️

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

If you're not using both, you're not ready for the big leagues.

[𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂...♡ @bria_110]

Do you prefer tongue or fingers??

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

@freckledRED_ So sexy

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Good morning! I'd love to stick my face in there!

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Flavored coffee is trash. Don't @ me.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Absolutely incredible.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Must be fucking nice to lay in bed til 11am, without a care in the world!

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

To my bed..

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

I could really use some of this right about now.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

When you're not really a "foot guy" but all the good spots at the gangbang are full up..

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

If i looked like this, bikini season would never end!

Snowing? Putting on the bikini!

Absolutely stunning woman.

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Lol she thought I'd chase her...

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

Thank God that's over. Can we go back to normal now?

[Dirk Jiggler @_DirkTheJerk]

@smutwiizard OMG. I didn't even THINK about that. But now that you've brought it into my brain, I'm convinced the walls of hell are covered in Cyrillic cursive.