Zhang Xuan

Crop doctor– Agronomist.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

EDWIN SIFUNA!

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

President Ruto promises a 6kg cylinder of cooking gas will cost KES 500 or KES 300 by June 2023.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

We get a Sifuna- Kang’ata ticket and we shall do a door to door campaign ourselves mpaka in our villages. For the first time the people of kenya shall actively contribute and fund the campaigns of their presidential candidates.
Tutakua tunaenda mashinani kupigia hii ticket kura,a 70% landslide win and they start sending those thieves to prison one by one!

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Wameru wanakuanga na some small shops tucked in tiny spaces that sells energy drinks,muguka,sweets and are opened 24/7!

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Our shujaa.

Okiya Omtatah

[BILL  @Bill_Valar]

No one is talking about this man Okiya Omtatah, he is a Shujaa
#mashujaa

[Jaduar @Jaduar_]

We shall revisit.

[Zhang Xuan @_Dmutuma]

@Maryian96 Who gave him back to her in a coffin?

[Green @xygort]

We could’ve been friends, my life and I. But there’s the little problem of always wanting something and life giving me another thing entirely. And when I complain and complain, it responds, “How do you know that the thing you want is better than the one you have?”

[Prof Makau Mutua @makaumutua]

Uhuru Kenyatta's war on corruption will NEVER be taken seriously so long as William Ruto remains Deputy President.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

For how long will one man, unable to win elections, continue to blackmail 45m Kenyans using threats of violence, chaos, bloodshed & anarchy.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

So,the democrat,Mr Odinga will sponsor violence using his supporters & family to ensure there is no IEBC & no voting in nyanza? Surely!!!

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

@Ziskeykenduiywo People die ALL the time.

[Zhang Xuan @_Dmutuma]

@KenyaPower_Care @drjmacharia The whole of Meru town is in the dark rn

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

The car or the place?

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Your absence in Man City was felt yesterday when they lost 2-1 to Juventus. We hope ICC will not suffer the same fate

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

When small men cast big shadows it only means the sun is setting. I am happy and quite surprised to see how Edwin sifuna a small man from my paternal village who was considered insignificant just the other day,is now making legacy Politicians who claimed to posses the carte blanche of controlling how politics is done in this country,Panic. They are panicking! And I am not certain he has even started Yet!

Gachagua is crying sifuna doesnt want to engage him. Former kasongo mule,JB muturi is crying,Kasongo himself is panicking,Everyday he is lamenting. Kalonzo woke up very early today to sponsor fake polls of how statistics want sifuna to deputize him,and so on. The only man I havent seen crying is Maraga,and we all know why. All these men want a piece of sifunas cake, that they neither helped prepare nor did they think it would bake

They want sifuna to operate with their permission and ‘blessing’ ,blackmailing him with tantrums like “You cant work alone”. These are threats emanating not from Confidence but from Confusion and Disorientation. Sifuna ameharibu hesabu.

Since june 24th there has been a vaccum that politicians have been trying to fill. A vaccum that not even Raila could fill. Gachagua tried and failed terribly,Maraga also tried but still wasnt quite so,

And Since Railas death which I must admit was very timely and convenient,Sifuna appears to have what it takes to fill this void. He has the peoples hearts now.

Its just a matter of time now,before they start jumping to Linda mwananchi