Wife-swapping players, sedated tiger cubs, and Ryan Giggs' erotic poetry: it's been a wild season.
From Qatar to Carlisle there have been some ludicrous stories.
As the season draws to a close, here's a rundown of the funniest moments...
They say not to meet your heroes. I'm so glad @JeffStelling is mine.
I didn't want treatment when in the grip of anorexia. I refused to comply time and time again. Terrifying to think that if that was happening now, I could be given end of life care. Things need to change. NOW.
One in three people in the UK will develop dementia.
One in three players are playing without names on their shirts tonight.
🔁 The nameless shirts will be switched at HT to highlight the confusion suffered by those with the disease.
#ENGAUS#BBCFootball
So #mufc has a bid from a Qatari …
Where’s the munchkin de facto mayor of Manchester @GNev2 on this ?
Not hearing anything about workers rights or inclusivity from the old town crier … all quiet on the socialist front !