BossNinjaTime

Hi.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT SHES BEEN IGNORING ME FOR ALL THESE YEARS!

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You can tell a girl she's beautiful 1,000 times and she will never believe you, call her fat 1 time and she will hate you forever.

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"@girlposts: We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob"

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I have all bars and 4G
WHY BE SLOW INTERNET?!

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MOM I DONT WANT TO GET UP!!!

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DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK
Ah but you did not say Simon says...

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Why do homework when you can strip naked and roll around in broken glass and fell the same way?

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Bae = Bacon and Eggs

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I don't know weather to laugh or...
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Puns.

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How did I never noticed this?!

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Not sure if she made a REAL deep statement, or if she's just crazy

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I shall now be SO POPULAR!!!

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Do I have time for your bull shit?

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#CageLox

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Is anyone else freaked out by Nicolas Cage's face?

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#HashtagsAreForLoosers

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#DriedCow

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"If its broken and you dont want it,
break it more." -Boss

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Man, schools out in my school! YES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH #YEAH #HELLYEAH #SWAGALISHOUS