Dylan

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

A new haircut does not make you that bitch

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

I’m feeling the wag rn

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Bent over sporking my Dr Pepper out of a drawer

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Starting to taste the cinnamon in my Dr Pepper is this what winter is like

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Update: I had to google trill fingerings why is it this complicated

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Why am I playing recorder in a musical what has my life come to

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Need them to invent a time machine so I can go back and slap old me in the face

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Starting to think my crashout era isn’t an era and it’s just my life now

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

I’m coming to the conclusion that everyone is delusional and I’m the only normal person left

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

“Is that a homeless person”
“No that’s Max”
-Libby and Nat

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Currently grieving Michael Jackson

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

@libbyclear2 Unfortunately not #foreverchasingthebag

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Friends are temporary, resumés are forever #chasethebag

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Imagine hoping your ex shows up to your choir concert talk about delusion

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

“Do cats really have 9 lives?”
-Gea

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

Sanc-tuah

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

@phangeamg Him and his family call you a fat hoe… again

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

In my crashout era

[Dylan @_Dylan_72]

What even is a fish