Jordan Ebert

we all gon make it
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[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

Ya ask for another episode, ya get another episode 💪🏽
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[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

🚨🗣️ | Pep Guardiola Shocked on Arsenal fans Reaction towards Gabriel Magalhaes after missing the Penalty: 🤯

“I have to say something because I saw this and, honestly, it blew my mind. It blew my mind. We know how this business works. Usually, in a Champions League final, a player misses a crucial penalty against a top, top team like PSG, and the next day... it is a disaster for him. The social media, the media, it can be very, very cruel. Very ugly. You expect the anger, the threats, the terrible words. We see it all the time.

But what the Arsenal fans did for Gabriel? Wow. It is something else. Truly. To see a player fail in the most painful moment, and the response from the stadium, from the people, is just... pure love? I am told his shirt sales went up by three hundred and fifty percent in a few days. Three hundred and fifty percent! This is incredible. I have been in football a long, long time, as a player and a manager, and I have never seen anything like it. Never.

You know, you open Facebook, you open Instagram or Twitter, and the narrative is always the same. 'Arsenal fans are insufferable. They are the worst fanbase, they are annoying.' You hear this tag all the time. But I look at this gesture and I think, 'How?' How do they have this tag? If a fanbase can wrap their arms around a player like that, in the darkest moment of the club's history a trophy they have been dying to win for decades then everything we are told online is a lie. It is a massive misconception. They have been judged so harshly.
This shows me who they really are. It shows their class, their humanity, and their loyalty. To behave like this? It is not annoying, it is not insufferable. It is beautiful. They deserve incredible praise for this, because this is what football should be about”

[Ta’S @iGhostAccount]

Brother, we had new born babies out on the streets last night shouting Arsenal in baby language 😂

[hannah ✨ @hannahafcc]

let’s not forget that he’s been able to do all of this whilst supporting arsenal during a title race. unbelievably impressive.

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

I wanted a Tesla so bad, shame

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

America should liberate the people of Britain from their tyrannical government

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

The internet is so cooked

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

Remember when Grammarly used to do something other than highlight everything and tell you to pay for premium?

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

This labour govt is awful at politics

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

There's something crazy about the richest man in the world paying people to vote for a convicted criminal

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

Every now and then Future will drop a song that I have no choice but to stream 15,000 times

[LL 🏆 #14 @livzledgee]

Arteta bro we need an attacker by tomorrow’s deadline day and this is what your doing ?

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

It's crazy to think racist protesters were outside a fortnight ago

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

€55 down the drain 😭

https://t.co/4ChATVKEre

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

today's a good day to update this week's to-do list with last week's tasks

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

What I'm hearing is immigrants saved bro's life from a white shooter

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

REPORT: Donald Trump says a last millisecond head tilt likely saved his life as slowed-down footage shows the bullet grazing his ear.

If Trump hadn't moved his head, the bullet would likely have hit the rear of his head, ending his life.

Trump says he turned his head to look at the illegal immigration statistics that were on the big screen at his rally.

"That chart that I was going over saved my life," Trump reportedly said to former White House doctor Ronny Jackson.

"The border patrol saved my life."

"If I hadn’t pointed at that chart and turned my head to look at it, that bullet would have hit me right in the head."

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

Something about that "I actually laughed out loud" text hit different

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

Crazy cause that third verse actually slaps

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

When Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now" I don't think he knew how real it would get lol

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

the interest rates on savings accounts going down this soon is wild

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

like whenever someone recommends me a book on race or culture it's a black woman's take or the Malcolm X biography

[Jordan Ebert @_EbertJ]

Is it just me or is there a shortage of male black authors