Crumbl needs to be stopped.
Their new "dirty soda" contains 186 grams of sugar, the equivalent of eating 19 Krispy Kreme donuts. This is a metabolic disaster and should be illegal.
Please do not drink this.
Clubbing is dead and has been replaced by fitness & wellness.
Ppl used to party to socialize and date but now they do things like HYROX, bathhouses, and running raves.
The death of clubbing is something to be studied:
— US has lost 12% of its nightclubs in the last 24 months
— 25% of US adults didn’t drink at all last year
— Gen Z drinks 30% less than Millennials did at the same age
On the flip side:
— According to Strava, the number of running clubs recorded on the platform increased 3.5x in 2025
— 72% of Gen Z go to run clubs to meet new people
— Sauna and spa market: $11.8B → $22.4B by 2034
The post-alcohol economy is gonna be a massive category.
"NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T ABORT A RETARDED BABY THAT WILL JUST BE A DRAIN ON EVERYONE THEY WILL EVER KNOW! YOU HAVE TO WASTE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RAISING A HOUSEPET THAT CAN BARELY ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR OWN EXISTENCE! GOD COMMANDS US TO SPEND OUR LIVES NURTURING SOCIAL PARASITES!!!!!!!!!"
An 840 calorie soda w 186g of sugar. Isn’t a soda anymore. That’s a liquid dessert.
You’re drinking a sugar bomb at this point with 50% of a days calories for a lot of people.
It’s the equivalent of five cans of sugar sweetened Coke or 19 Krispy Kreme donuts in just ONE 32oz drink.
Madness.
NEW: Crumbl just launched a drink containing a staggering 186 grams of sugar — nearly half a pound of sugar in a single serving. That’s about the same as drinking 5 cans of Coke or eating roughly 19 Krispy Kreme donuts.
No it's because snot is always running from their nose and they just shit their pants and generally smell like shit and stumble around crying like little fuckwits with shit in their pants and they're dumb and you can't even talk to them