Brian Eckert

unknown, unknowable, nobody

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

God in the Machine, my latest novel, is now available: https://t.co/rm13nzPhxI

Big thanks to @slicesofanxiety

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

shooting unapproved/unstudied peptides straight into my dick but 'NOOOO CRUMBL MUST BE STOPPED!"

[Mark Hyman, M.D. @drmarkhyman]

Crumbl needs to be stopped.

Their new "dirty soda" contains 186 grams of sugar, the equivalent of eating 19 Krispy Kreme donuts. This is a metabolic disaster and should be illegal.

Please do not drink this.

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

quit drinking and am now injecting myself with a dozen experimental peptides not approved for human use that you can only buy on the Chinese dark web

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Just different ways of destroying your body rooted in hatred of the body.

[Andrew Yeung @andruyeung]

Clubbing is dead and has been replaced by fitness & wellness.

Ppl used to party to socialize and date but now they do things like HYROX, bathhouses, and running raves.

The death of clubbing is something to be studied:
— US has lost 12% of its nightclubs in the last 24 months
— 25% of US adults didn’t drink at all last year
— Gen Z drinks 30% less than Millennials did at the same age

On the flip side:
— According to Strava, the number of running clubs recorded on the platform increased 3.5x in 2025
— 72% of Gen Z go to run clubs to meet new people
— Sauna and spa market: $11.8B → $22.4B by 2034

The post-alcohol economy is gonna be a massive category.

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Instead of "abortion" try reframing it as "preventive euthanasia"

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Oh no, there's one less retard in the world, what a fucking tragedy.

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

"NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T ABORT A RETARDED BABY THAT WILL JUST BE A DRAIN ON EVERYONE THEY WILL EVER KNOW! YOU HAVE TO WASTE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RAISING A HOUSEPET THAT CAN BARELY ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR OWN EXISTENCE! GOD COMMANDS US TO SPEND OUR LIVES NURTURING SOCIAL PARASITES!!!!!!!!!"

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

You would have figured the father would be diagnosed with down syndrome much earlier than this.

[New York Post @nypost]

YouTuber Jesse Ridgway and wife terminate pregnancy after Down syndrome diagnosis https://t.co/LPfP8BX9ld

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

usually the opposite experience for me with 5 g (can't talk; shit myself; forget my name)

[New York Post @nypost]

Alzheimer's patient gets back speech, continence and memory after 5 grams of experimental drug https://t.co/73PdnT8FIW

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

I didn't die in my sleep. I'm a "survivor"

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Stop normalizing the word "survivor"

[blue @bluewmist]

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

When you have the biceps of an 18-year-old and the ball sack of an 81-year-old

[Erik @e_cdalton]

TRT has revolutionized aging. You see an elderly man with a bicep like that and realize you probably have to take the shots

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Oh yeah I bet they "found" this lmao

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Astronomers found a planet with no land. It's entirely water ─ and it has oceans deeper than anything on Earth

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

OH MY GOD THEY'RE HAVING DESSERT! ARREST THEM! PUT THEM IN THE STOCKADES! DRAG THEM IN THE STREETS NAKED BEHIND A HORSE IN SHAME!

[Coach Benjamin Yeezus @BenjaminYeezus]

An 840 calorie soda w 186g of sugar. Isn’t a soda anymore. That’s a liquid dessert.

You’re drinking a sugar bomb at this point with 50% of a days calories for a lot of people.

It’s the equivalent of five cans of sugar sweetened Coke or 19 Krispy Kreme donuts in just ONE 32oz drink.

Madness.

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Have we tried giving it Pepsi?

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇳 UN warns AI could soon use more water than everyone in the world needs to drink.

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

OMG ARREST THEM ALL

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NEW: Crumbl just launched a drink containing a staggering 186 grams of sugar — nearly half a pound of sugar in a single serving. That’s about the same as drinking 5 cans of Coke or eating roughly 19 Krispy Kreme donuts.

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

The only thing I've seen about pride month so far is straight people complaining about it

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Living that "hotel life" (eating uncrustables in my underwear)

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

Most people seem incapable of small talk anymore. They stare at you like a dog that's been shown a card trick.

[Brian Eckert @_eckstasy]

No it's because snot is always running from their nose and they just shit their pants and generally smell like shit and stumble around crying like little fuckwits with shit in their pants and they're dumb and you can't even talk to them

[Winston @detroitsux]

Toddlers are the happiness people in the world which is why the miserable hate them.