୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚.

my hobbies include opening apps and forgetting why ♡

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

i luv being treated with things i want <3

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

can i come over and be weirdly quiet and use your lap as a pillow and never leave

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

waking him up to head & rubbing him back to sleep when he finish >>>>

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

gonna shove my toes in his mouth if he starts acting right

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

its my duty as a wife to be as bratty and spoiled as possible

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

want me like i want youuuu

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

i love a man that can make me squirm

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

@xmiiru_ @necro669 Tell me I'm pretty.

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

on the couch being gorgeous and evil

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

@strongwaifu @MatheusDePvqje Staring is highly encouraged.

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

giving him the ol’ jfk (messy head in the backseat of my car)

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

they’re going to put tariffs on dryhumping next

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight? is he a slut?

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

men invented pool tables so they can watch each other bend over

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

@BrightEmily_ @beautiesdaily_ Not me looking like your next mistake.

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

bro you’re a good girl and you know it

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

top me i deserve it

[୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ✧˚. @_EleanorVance]

the inventor of envelopes is such a freak. wdym i have to lick it