Elias Walker

Captain Walker | 51 | Father of two dumb boys

(Parody account. Main is @Ttrudycollinss :3 )

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke Unfortunately, you have me on a chokehold

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

Missing my toxic ex.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke You were the only toxic ex I had.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke Could be lovers if you'd let me hit.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

May be feeling...less hate, towards a certain bald man.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke What's a better declaration of love than fighting your enemy.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

Sometimes I can still feel it in my skull. And hear the loud bang in my hear. The bullet. I remember Logan looking at me. I think it was him.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@torchgreene Might be the near death experience amnesia, its not everyday that one survives a headshot. But if I don't remember you, maybe it's for the best.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@torchgreene I don't know who you are. BUT...with proper planning, we can work on something that benefits us both.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke You know it. I got your treats.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

Should I get another dog?

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@torchgreene I have a hard time sharing.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke Waiting.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke Good boy.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@Roux_ww Good idea!

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@Roux_ww What kind of breed would fit Logan? Hesh has Riley. I would like to give Logan a companion too. Hmm.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke "Almost" you ugly bitch

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

@CommanderRorke True...im sure it wont.

[Elias Walker @_Elias_Walker_]

Quit telling everyone that im dead!