android 22

he/him - i’m forklift certified ⬅️ that got me a gf

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[android 22 @_Elijae]

When the hell did it become “Kate Winslet?!”
I swear on everyone else’s life it was Kate Winslow

[android 22 @_Elijae]

My girlfriend wants to have off meta sex 🤔

[android 22 @_Elijae]

@BasharInshasi .

[android 22 @_Elijae]

Yall just don’t get it ‼️

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

THE GOAT.

Congratulations to @Faker on being the first player to achieve 1000 international kills!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; They’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor.

The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them.

They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions.

Not because it helped them.
But because they were told it would hurt someone else.

And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without ever breaking a single law.

[android 22 @_Elijae]

@hxckintaylor Knock it off 💀

[android 22 @_Elijae]

@andreileo99 @AOC Trump is not gonna let you suck his dick bro

[android 22 @_Elijae]

@hxckintaylor I can fix that!!

[android 22 @_Elijae]

My girlfriend keeps callin me buddy, should I take it as a threat??

[android 22 @_Elijae]

Had to stop doing drugs, I owe the hat man like $500

[android 22 @_Elijae]

Got a Hello Kitty girlfriend and now I have beef with a dog that looks like a bunny 😎

[android 22 @_Elijae]

I bet this feels so good lowkey

[android 22 @_Elijae]

Glazed donut holes gotta be the freakiest food to ever exist

[android 22 @_Elijae]

These thanksgiving leftovers hittin ‼️

[android 22 @_Elijae]

My gf is so goated I lowkey feel like a make a wish kid

[android 22 @_Elijae]

Feels like I’m playin tennis cause i always got my girls rack in my hands 💯

[android 22 @_Elijae]

@hxckintaylor Giving yourself a tummy ache for the love of the game, I respect it 💯‼️

[android 22 @_Elijae]

The real big three is Godzilla, Kong, and me 💯