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PhD researcher examining sexual violence and harassment in education🔸Academic

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Game of Thrones theme was composed by Ramin Djawadi, who is of Iranian descent.

Hearing this melody played with Persian instruments and the daf drum is absolutely beautiful.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Dr Liz Allen @DrDemography]

How is it that powerful people escape consequences just by resigning?! Absolute scam. https://t.co/2eduBNxtuH

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A ladybug's takeoff is way more dramatic than you think

[GetUp! @GetUp]

Pauline Hanson says she tells it like it is.

But her record says otherwise.

She’s opposed wage rises, affordable childcare, higher pensions and affordable housing measures – every time working Australians needed someone to fight for them.

We thought someone should say it plainly. So we did.

Bullshit, Pauline.

[Costin Heaps 🌈 💉x 5 @DianneCostin]

Willcox strikes again.
👏👏

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

Trump came to power partly by a spineless, toe licking media that sane-washed his every utterance and treated him like a normal person - now look at him

Australia - we're in deep trouble

This is Australia's legacy media today, right down to the ABC

Sane washing a maniac

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[The Chaser @chaser]

Today, Pauline Hanson complained about people who have difficulty speaking English. Luckily, her speech provided the perfect example for anyone wanting to learn the language.

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

I blame Dan Andrews…

[stranger @strangerous10]

Raf Epstein calls out blatant favouritism media gives Pauline Hanson
“She could never say ‘show me the good Jews”
“She says that about Muslims”
“If she said that about Jews there’d be a discussion on this couch whether or not she should be prosecuted under hate laws”💥🎯 #auspol

[💧Michael West @MichaelWestBiz]

Epic response by Cathy Wilcox to Murdoch grubs after their Israel lobby smear campaign

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

What a beautiful, stunning, brilliant example of a human.

He spent most of his life trying to make others' lives, and the world, better.

The world is a better place for him being here

Travel well, good sir

https://t.co/tmrA2sj28V

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Pink performing All That Jazz from Chicago during the Tonys...she really is so talented wow

[David Pocock @DavidPocock]

I've decided to share some longer conversations to unpack some of the big issues we're facing and look at the opportunities and solutions.

The first three episodes are out now. The latest is with Marian Wilkinson and Royce Kurmelovs looking at the gas industry’s influence on the major parties, what that means for Australians, and why it’s becoming harder to ignore.

Hope you enjoy them and please send us your feedback.

Spotify: https://t.co/0wO4wYtkvY
YouTube: https://t.co/RL59zGNg0j
Apple: https://t.co/s9Gpj8dA96

[David Shoebridge @DavidShoebridge]

Better share this while we can !

BHP seeks urgent suppression orders in trial against coal miner and MWM publisher https://t.co/tG51TXAkmG via @MichaelWestBiz

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We're in a weird era where a guy gets publicly shamed for running his sprinklers on a Tuesday, while a data center the size of a Costco quietly drains a reservoir so AI can generate a picture of your cat as a medieval knight. And the data center gets a tax incentive for it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no data center on Earth that's worth the bees, water, and trees.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The kids are alright!!

Former CEO of Google Eric Schmidt gets booed every time he mentions artificial intelligence during his commencement speech at the University of Arizona.

This generation just may save humanity after all.