Ems

just your ordinary fuck up

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

Gonna start a thread of all the shit the doctors at my work say

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

When you’ve spent over $1,000 on truck parts but he says he doesn’t have $600 for your engagement ring 🙄😂😂 mother ducked

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

@nahielym_ Girls with sensitive stomachs are just better 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

@nahielym_ Guess I’ll just meet and fuck Matt Rife myself 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

Opening one of the gift my best friend got me for Christmas bc I’m mad at her. Now we’re both mad

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

I already can’t wait to go to bed tonight 🥲

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

When all my friends come over to do Christmas stuff with me it makes my heart happy considering where I’ve been the past couple days mentally 🥲💗 I love them

[L @thelifeofleen1]

So due for a trip

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

You say you can’t live your life without me but you treat me as if I’m replaceable and that just doesn’t sit right with me

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

Realizing you’re not as important to someone as you thought really is just a punch to the gut

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

I just want cuddles and my back scratched and to be babied 🥲

[Abbie @abbienicbranch]

send him a booty pic today

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

When I wear my white granny panties and I’m on my period I feel like Walter White 😭😭😭

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

If they aren’t willing to suck it up and do something for you, they aren’t sorry about it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

I hate the saying “build with a busy man or babysit a broke one” because overworking yourself and never being home when all someone wants is your time isn’t okay but it’s also not anyone’s job to babysit you. Why is it so hard to find a medium🙄

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

I just want dick and some chocolate milk idk why that’s too much to ask for

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

My before and after is just wild 🫣👀

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

I got my hair done 💗

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

Ree is hands down one of my favorite people ever 😂🤣💗

[Ems @_EmileeHoman]

@Matthew_herron1 No sir just what the teach you in dental hygiene school 🤣