Matt Johnson

Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more. #spies candidate insta: _mrmatthew__ sc:lordmatthewj

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Now.........the next challenge?🤔

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Cummmonnnn @JCBmachines you can donate a better chairty golf prize for @DougieMacStoke than this.....surely 🤔😝

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

@JCBmachines cummooonnnn....you can do better than this for a prize donation for a @DougieMacStoke charity golf day

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

All inclusive holidays are murderous...came back with a tan, diabetes and a alcohol addiction 🍔🌭🥓🍕🍗🍟🌮🎂🍫🍿🍪🍩🍻🍺🥃🍷🥂🍻🍺

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

It ain’t the place your at.....it’s the people your with 🤘🏻

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

@GoPro I reckon @AldiUK have a better one available. I also reckon their help team may be more useful #FuckTards

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Anyone considering @GoPro hero session don’t waste your dollar...waited to use it on a holiday that I’m currently on and it’s not working👍🏻

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

@AcaishaGrace cheers duck had a wicked sick time and work.......then at the gym 😏😒🤔😂👍🏻

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Once I had an Irish coffee....#BandWagon #HappyStPattricksDay

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

@AcaishaGrace ahhhhh this made me LOL ......."tossers" I haven't heard anyone call someone a tosser in ages hahaha

[Fact @Fact]

Israel has broke 65 U.N resolutions with no consequences. Iraq broke two and got invaded, bombed and destroyed.

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Today has draaaaaggggggeeeedddddd like an elephants dick..

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Ahhhh that one phone call that's makes you think to take a long drive off a short cliff 🚗⤵️☠️💀

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Why do people insist on asking questions about your mood...FUCK OFF let my mood run its course annoying twat bags

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

You know when your in the wrong toilet because someone isn't snorting a line of cocaine...

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Didn't want to save all my work anyway.....fuck you computer fuck you 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

These blinks are getting longer🙈🙈.....#SleepyEyes

[Nicola gates @NicolaLG19]

Just finished watching https://t.co/Qiz7MHjeoD had my vote from the start @_EMJAY_ but what were you really doing at the ATM?haha.x

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

....Blink and the weekend is gone....

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

@Steve86FTM 😂😂abit of this abit of that 😝😂

[Matt Johnson @_EMJAY_]

Not a normal Thursday afternoon spent a few hours on set of a🎥🎞📽 and managed to bump into Jason… https://t.co/Uz9QUAUjP8