Mahomed khan

Trying to become a better version of myself.

[Mahomed khan @_Emkayy_]

@EtihadHelp , I am deeply disappointed in the communication that I have witnessed with your company. Please contact me to solve the issue.

[Ayrton @Dxssinho]

My girlfriend asks me “do you want me to butter your bread?” I say of course and would you believe this psycho brings me margarine.

[Mahomed khan @_Emkayy_]

@HannahbomHannah The only sides I have. Are fries.

[Mohamed ELNeny @ElNennY]

🙏🏼 🛫🇷🇺🇷🇺

[Mahomed khan @_Emkayy_]

@romaanak Easy marks + overthinking = Not a very good combination

[Mahomed khan @_Emkayy_]

Reaction to my marks this semester

[Mahomed khan @_Emkayy_]

Everyone seeking attention like its a ticket to Jannah

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Congrats @CianCowley from the cells to the stadiums. Not a scratch. They done nothing.
Jet leaves Tuesday my brother have a good one #Animal

[SuperSport 🏆 @SuperSportTV]

What a test match!
The Springboks 🇿🇦 showed huge character as they scored five tries on their way to beating England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 42-39 in the first test at Emirates Airline Park.
#SSRugby #SAvENG

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

How can we possibly give up hope in the Almighty’s Mercy? In fact, to give up hope is an insult to Him of the highest magnitude. He has more Mercy than all of the creation combined and it will not diminish His Mercy if He shows it to the entire creation.

[Dai Dreemurr @dai_dreemurr]

how can I find a girlfriend when even my own brain doesn't like me

[The IG Club @IGClub]

#IGCSE #IGians #Memes #Exams #Meme
Sitting your last exam in Ramadan like

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

What those clubs have in common is they’re both owned by really sweet, amazing men. Joey isn’t upset he can’t work there either. Comedy and Magic is just historically a “clean” comedy club. The owner, Mike Lacey is one of the nicest guys ever.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

On a recent podcast with @Erikgriffin I mistakenly said Joey Diaz can’t work at @icehousecomedy because he’s too dirty, I THOUGHT I was saying The Comedy and Magic club. I didn’t even know I said Ice House, @AriShaffir texted me to tell me.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Either way, my apologies to all involved for the mistake. Joey works at @icehousecomedy all the time and Bob Fischer the owner is one of my all time favorite people in showbiz.
I blame the weed.

[Mahomed khan @_Emkayy_]

Study today and forget it tomorrow 🏃

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

When you feel sad after you’ve sinned or done wrong, be happy because your heart is not dead. It’s a gift from the Almighty to be able to tell right from wrong. Beware the dead heart that is numb; it keeps sinning repeatedly and doesn’t feel an iota of guilt!

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

You have a choice. You can either stress over what you’re going through or you can do your best given the circumstances and pray for the best outcome. What’s done is done. Pray about it. You don’t know what the future holds, pray for it. Whatever your situation, pray!