Erin 𓅹

🏳️‍🌈🎶🚣🏻‍♀️ She/her. Queer. Hair twirler. Millennial.

You probably know me by my laugh.

[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

I woke up to her standing on top of me, meowing so loud I thought she was injured.

She was not injured. She just wants more fucking turkey. She is so singularly focused, it is almost disturbing. She’s reverted to her feral roots.

[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

I have known no peace since this turkey has entered my home. My cat Luna knows where the leftover live. She has been stalking the fridge for the last 36 hours, demanding it open at her command with her loud meow-yowls. She just keeps getting louder. She’s had so much already.

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

The kids HAVE to start reading theory. They cannot keep basing their politics and social justice on petty grievances and vibes.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[est 🐙 @fenceurs]

Decentering men makes you look like an alien to others

[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

I refuse to even believe this cell phone nonsense is discourse anymore, none of you are real people who hold these beliefs in real life

[juno ٠࣪⭑꩜.ᐟ @internet1983]

i’m sorry but are people really surprised that johnny knoxville, known admirer of people like john waters and rip taylor, is not homophobic

[flock of ravens in a coat @stargazerseye]

@PanasonicDX4500 They did not rocket launch a golden dildo into Bam Margera’s ass to be ignored

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

turns out it was Vanity Fair

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

using disabled people as some prop because you can’t record the phoebe bridgers concert… get a fucking grip.

[jackass @jackassworld]

banned from west hollywood no more! we were all over the rainbow to participate in the weho pride parade today. wahoo!

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[shelby 🐇 @_shelbyreese_]

“being queer saved my life. often we see queerness as deprivation. but when i look at my life, i saw that queerness demanded an alternative innovation from me. i had to make alternative routes; it made me curious, it made me ask, ‘is this enough for me?’
- ocean vuong

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

I very much want the PWHL to continue to expand and grow the game, but watching it happen in real time makes me realize why the NHL had only six teams for 25 years

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

no offense to the kids but they grew up online seeing this type of language being used but they never fully grasped the meanings/nuances behind words like “classist” or even “ableist” and now they just use them as buzzwords anytime something inconveniences them in particular.

[Berniegirl No More @Hedgesgurl]

Just a reminder: You may notice gas prices inching down a bit. They’re now increasing the level of ethanol they put into our gasoline from 10% to 15%. Started May 1. This is really bad for our cars and will cause damage to our car’s fuel system due to corrosion.

[kate 🥅 @pwhlsapphics]

if you haven’t seen “The Rise: The Inaugural Season of the PWHL” on peacock it’s incredible, i am sobbing over how selfless kendall coyne-schofield was in the creation of the pwhl. she never expected to even play in it, she just wanted more for the players that came after her

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

the most recent winner of canada’s drag race was invited to blue jays pride night the nhl could NEVER. and god this look is so fucking cunt

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

Qween Jean just became the first openly trans person to ever win a Tony Award

"We are here for the legacy of queer people. Trans people, we have to take up space. We have to shift the paradigm."

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

We’re talking about not having a phone out for three hours during a concert.

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this is almost as funny as “giving your neighbors chili is bad because they might not own spoons”

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

you guys are worse than baby boomers.