Cheche

I'm the African Honey Badger.

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

"I'm not a believer
Not no aethist either
If I meet the gream reaper
And he sends me to burn in the aether
Then, tell him I'm already here; EARTH
He can smell war in the air
7.6 billion humans all fighting
Claiming the floor is theirs
Acting like they chose to be born"

°_JME_°

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

That’s because they don’t teach you to hate Messi in Portugal

Dybala said that he always hated Ronaldo because that’s what they were taught in Argentina.

[KAIZOKU-Ō @animeandvibezzz]

Every picture I come across now, I tap and hold. Fuck

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Joshua Zirkzee, everybody 👏👏👏

🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Ethan put the cherry on top 🍰

Enjoy the highlights from Trondheim now ▶️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

What. A. Goal. 😍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Lovely from Lacey 👌⚽️

[Aaron? @1kTunechi]

this why i fw creatives so heavy

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Hii video pale TiKTok imeni-nice.
Where was it when all the gym bros were making fun of my size??? 😂😂😂😂

https://t.co/EC8TMVXdlL

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Si muwache kuassociate bangi na uwazimu.
In my 16yrs of smoking marijuana, sijawahi lemewa na chochote chenye nyinyi sober people mnafanya.
In fact, in my immediate family, watu hawajawahi shika bangi ndio wamefanya vitu za kiwazimu hata nikianza story mtasema ni jaba.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Wa legalise hii kitu vijana wapate pesa na wazimu

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Warning ya September October na November ndio hio...
Ngoja uone Wakenya wakijam na wanasiasi wakiscramble kufanya patchwork last minute.

[Kenya Met Department 🇰🇪 @MeteoKenya]

EL NINO 2026: EVOLUTION, FORECAST AND POTENTIAL IMPACTS IN KENYA

https://t.co/oc0fRf6kdE

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Huwa nacheka sana nikionyesha mtu vile alimake bad choices in their life na reply yake ni ku-insult my physicality.

Vile wewe ulipewa mwili ndivyo mimi nilipewa akili.
😂😂😂😂
Day made.

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Acha nifike 40 nioe a 20 yr old nikasirishe all my female age mates.
Kama celebrities like Mluo wanawachwa...sina haraka 😂😂😂😂

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

My dad's current and youngest wife ni Mkamba na huwa anafikiria to success ni kuuza kila kitu ndio apate pesa.
Amewekwa kwa a very fertile land lakini hawezi hata panda mboga, kazi ni kulisha my siblings cabbage na sukuma na githeri.

Such a lazy bitch NKT.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

This is what I want see more grandparents doing instead of running for presidency.

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

@ignyharaz2 Watu wako na weak mentality wakisoma tweets kama hizi wanaweza commit suicide.
Wakamba kwenu pesa ni everything since shamba zenu ni useless unless unavuna mawe ama mchanga.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

There is nothing like a cousins movement. Kenyans will dethrone President Ruto on 10th August 2027. Each and every Kenyan in their right mind is removing him from office on that day.

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Angekuwa down to earth angekuwa na a bed on the floor like the traditional beds in the pioneer Bomas of Kenya.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Leo nimeenda kutembelea my Earth girl and let me tell you nduru ndio imeniokoa

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕚𝕖 @_UtdSam]

Portugal lost to Spain - "that Portugal team is overrated"

Argentina lost to spain - "they were forced to lose the match"🤡💔

MMS

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Story ya Shadrack, Meahack and Abednego kujenga mwili bila nyama sio uongo btw.
Mimi huwa sili beef,pork, omena, beans & other legumes, but bado weight napiga kilo zimeshinda zangu.

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

My mum alikuwa anajam ju 3 weeks after surgery mimi huyo nimeenda tao bila crutches. Mguu saa hio iko na two metal braces & 11 screws na daktari alisema nianze kutembea after 6 weeks under the instructions of a physio therapist.
Nilishow mum hio ni waste of money. I was right.

[Cheche @_Esimuna_]

Mimi hujiita Cheche(African Honey Badger) ju vile niligongwa na basi nikiride nduthi yangu nilivunjika mguu but there was no bleeding.
Kuenda surgery ya kuwekwa chuma madaktari hawakuwa wanaamini ju tulipull up hosi nikicheka instead of kulia.
After surgery, sikutumia crutches.