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// 29 // welcome to my crib

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@mattypowers33 shout out to Lily, getting married on the 17th August, a group of 16 of us on a hen do! Future mrs lansdale 🤍🥂 #sinclairforever

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@TicketmasterUK such a joke! Been kicked out of the queue after joining at 9 and having to rejoin!!

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@LidlGB just found a dead red bug in our bag of jasmine rice 🤢🤢🤢

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Paying to watch the fight 🤝🏼 me falling asleep before it starts and missing the entire fight

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This hot weather really does something to my brain, yesterday I applied for a job with masons CV, last night I spilt gravy down my top, this morning I spilt toothpaste all down myself and on the floor and today at work I knocked a whole cup of coffee all over myself 🙃 help me

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The Christmas dinners some people are posting are questionable

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My name is ESME, but my customers know me as lesley, esley, esne or esmay

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Never thought I’d be the type of person who WANTS to go to the gym to take my mind off stuff, me 3 years ago would have gone out on a 3 day bender, this is growth

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@jazrayner @twi_age Omg no way, so happy for you hun xoxoxo

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Do old people live under a rock, half the customers I’ve spoken to today can’t understand why oil prices are going up or think the war in Ukraine doesn’t affect us 🤯

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@freeyaajb Erm i really hope your mum doesn’t follow you

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I love being screamed at by customers at 10am on Saturday morning 🙃

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These petrol panic buyers are now doing the same thing with oil, had a handful of people today ask us to “top up” their tank and they only need a couple hundred litres, when minimum delivery for all oil companies is 500 litres, you can see how stupid people are becoming

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Wow, just had a lady complain on the phone to me about “foreigners” being employed to be lorry drivers, saying she doesn’t want a foreigner to deliver oil to her house, okay hun well with an attitude like that you can order your oil elsewhere

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So fayes talent is talking? Like we didn’t already know that #loveisland

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Notice how different the boys convo is to the girls, the boys address the situation and move on, the girls will hold onto and bitch about it for the next week #LoveIsland

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One elrow ticket for sale Saturday 21st august, dm me for details #elrow

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@jazrayner @chloesmeddleyy It’s a skill I wish I still had 💔

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@jasrayner @twi_age Omg no way, happy #Twitterversary!

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@lliillyy__ @humorandanimals 😂😂😂😂😂