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[Braden Gall @BradenGall]

This is what Twitter used to be for. Freddy is dominating. Tripled his audience by just having fun and telling his story. World Cup FTW.

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Freddy’s final boss

[bantam golf @bantamgolf]

Can’t focus on work because I just want to play golf.

[ESPN @espn]

The DC Defenders are headed back to the title game 🏆

Can the defending champs pull off the repeat in DC? 👀

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

👇

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

Gavin thought this wouldn’t age poorly because he couldn’t fathom completing a public works project.

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

I just don't understand why women think they need all these surgeries

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Parents: "Move out"

Girlfriend: “Quit being such a loser”

Boss: "Work harder"

DraftKings: “This is the one, champ”

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[Poona Ford🐐 @PoonaF_95]

😭😭

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"