Mr. Fadaka

Je suis un professionnel.
Vivre libre!
I help tech bros put their ideas in the cloud. #DevSecOps operator.
I sell Liqui Moly products at

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I'm going to start this thread named "I once did".
It'll be me tweeting about things I've once done before any time I remember them.

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Most of you are so shit at driving, I can bet you’ve never seen or opened a copy of these books in your life before.
Learn how to use the road properly because the “driving “ that most of you do is just knowing how to move a car from A to B, but you improperly use the road.

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@automobilpirate Igbe is forest in Yoruba. Eran igbe means bush meat.

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@willson0014 @ichieEmy I saw a Ford Escape yesterday, it was a death trap. The right rear wheel had so much camber, the wheel is rubbing against the wheel well and could fall off any moment.

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@Ol0ye @Adedamohlarr 😂😂
Today it’s blue, tomorrow it’s white.

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@ichieEmy @iofcal2234 @WilJay_1 😂😂
If the check engine light is off in a BMW, then the car has no engine in it, and if a BMW stops leaking oil, it means it has run out of oil.

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@iofcal2234 @ichieEmy Anybody that will jam you with your taillights on will also jam you with your hazard lights on.
That person in that case either cannot see at all, wasn’t paying attention because they were distracted, or was reckless and lost control of their car.

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@automobilpirate Done bro!
How your side?

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Just a regular Sunday for a car guy.

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@TalkWithAyanfe I think there’s a vintage car rental company in Lekki. You should be able to get something from them for shoots.

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@willson0014 @ichieEmy 😭😂😂😂

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@ichieEmy I tell them o. Dem just dey argue nonsense with me.

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 🇵🇹🇫🇷 @ichieEmy]

As soon as it starts raining, you people turn on your hazard lights instead of your fog lights.

Do you people even understand this driving thing? 😑

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 🇵🇹🇫🇷 @ichieEmy]

If you turn on your hazard lights just because it's raining, you need to go back to driving school or something. 😭

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@official_Gegeh Liquidity or plus asset? I want a know where me and my 20k stand.

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@_balogun19 @TrustFrd A whole sentient road hazard 😭

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@Con_quis_tador @Nehakumar96 People are just looking for something to be mad at.

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@x_temiloluwa @g4d4ff1 She just dey launch the car steady. She'll be changing shocks every two months.

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@searthmene @lifeofdanel That’s so sad 😞
When are we going to make it as a nation?
Hope is just reducing day by day.