@myfragilegod_ Actually, you’re absolutely correct!! We shouldn’t worry about anything. THEY will handle it if anything spirals. And yes!! I’d love to grab lunch with you, and we should get a milkshake after. Completely different, separate milkshakes, not the same one with same straws…
// hi. please join our fun “not a cult” alnst roleplay. we want new members. thanks. ^^ aus are encouraged since there’s not many of the og cast left !!
and definitely no “basement rituals”. we don’t even know what a basement is.
we are too busy being regular, normal friends who do not engage in homosexual activities.
there’s nothing else secretly going on that any of you need to worry about, PLEASE STOP ASKING.
we are simply a legally recognized association of peers who enjoy normal, standard human behavior. our daily itinerary includes:
-breathing air
-hanging out, like any ordinary group of humans would.
not strange at all! there is no centralized figure of authority, no blood oaths—
so, it’s come to my attention that a few things need to be clarified.
i feel the need to say, even though it was extremely clear,
WE ARE NOT A CULT.
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//hello everyone, welcome to #ordinaryalnsttwt
the hardware store employee gave me a really weird look today when i checked out. it was only a standard 55 gallon plastic drum and three gallons of industrial bleach? i am literally just doing deep spring cleaning. he seriously needs to get a hobby.