Tall & Slim

Just me

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Spotted at Cobham. 🔍

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

3 things that can help you in stopping masturbation:-

1. Self control:- you need to be determined and strong willed.

2. Be engaged:- you need to be busy with work or anything that takes your mind off it.

3. Pus$y:- you need to have it readily available whenever you need it.

[Veron @Veronwg]

Idc how you were raised.

You’re an adult. Unlearn that masturbation nonsense.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Delighted to have you, @LacroixMaxence. 💙

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

@Morris_Monye Personally, I love sneakers and I’ll buy if I have the money and I’ll also rest if I don’t. I’m not going above my means or break the bank just to buy it, I think that’s also being disciplined and frugal.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Maxence Lacroix to Chelsea, here we go! Agreement in place with official bid accepted by Crystal Palace.

Broad terms in place last night and medical ongoing in London for the CB.

£52m transfer fee. Axel Disasi not included in the deal.

Lacroix signs until June 2032.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

He chose Chelsea.

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

I’ve watched all Harlan Coben’s series on Netflix.
The thrill, suspense and plot twists are top class, the man is a genius.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO!

Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid.

£117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported.

Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

Argentina fell behind and started spamming crosses but Portugal with the greatest ball header were playing unsuccessful 2 meter passes.

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

@FabrizioRomano He’s such a terrible coach

https://t.co/CwLEW6zwOf

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

No pity for Portugal🇵🇹
They saw Roberto Martinez destroy Belgium’s golden generation and decided he was the right man for the job.
Clowns🤡

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

No pity for Portugal🇵🇹
They saw Roberto Martinez destroy Belgium’s golden generation and decided he was the right man for the job.
Clowns🤡

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

From the stage to The Bridge.

Lifelong Blues fan FOLA joined us for an exclusive visit. 💙9️⃣

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

I don’t call my friends who are rival fans when they win, it’s left for them to call me and mock me with their trophy when they win, I can only call them when they lose or when I win, it’s banter and not like you hit a milestone and they didn’t congratulate you.
Grow up

[JP Omo @Pomilej]

A certain Chelsea fan who hadn't called me in years suddenly decided to call me in the afternoon on Saturday to tell me that PSG would beat us. I respectfully disagreed and rejected his prediction.

Interestingly, he didn't call during the first half, nor did he call after the final whistle. But the moment we lost, my phone rang. Not only did he call to mock me, but he also had his phone on speaker while his friends joined him in laughing and making jokes at my expense.

This is the same person who couldn't find the time to call and congratulate me when we won the league title, yet he was quick to reach out after a defeat.

We shared some good memories as church friends years ago, but tonight marks the end of that friendship for me. I have blocked his number and will be removing him from all my social media platforms as well.

Why am I sharing this? Because life has a way of revealing people for who they truly are. Sometimes, the signs come in the smallest situations.

Yes, football comes with banter, and there is nothing wrong with healthy rivalry. However, some people use banter as a cover to display their real character.

Over time, I have learned that not everyone who calls themselves a friend truly deserves that title. Some people only show up when they have an opportunity to mock, belittle, or celebrate your disappointment.

I've had enough of such friendships, and I'm choosing peace over pretense.

Congratulations to all us GOONERS. We move forward together.

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

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Goodluck���

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

It means so much to us 🏆 YALLA NASSR! 🟡🔵

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

No matter how poor our form is, we’ll always win Tottenham

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Another league double over Tottenham Hotspur! 😎

#CFC | #CHETOT

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

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[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

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[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

@mrbayoa1 Sarcasm?

[Tall & Slim @_Fi_do]

Good riddance
We move💪

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect.

It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌