Chris

Hey man, free drinks

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

@tdlYNWA Same can be said for R-A-M-O-N-E-S

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

40% of fatherhood is walking around the house, turning off lights.

[Horde Mode Gaming @HordeModeGaming]

Bobby Prince, the legendary composer behind games such as DOOM, DOOM II, Wolfenstein 3D and Duke Nukem 3D, has sadly passed away.

May he rest in peace ❤️

[mushmush @calcspontaneity]

once you interact with a vgk fan you do start to understand why lenin and stalin just fucking shot everybody

[Yama Pain @yama_pain]

We had a word for looksmaxxers well over a decade ago: metrosexuals. We also had a word for metrosexuals: fucking faggots.

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

Bout to shit out this Don Juan chimichanga, wipe my ass with my fingers and give as many handshakes as possible

Nice to meet ya, pal!

Fuckin’ put ‘er there, pal!

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

the best part of my day is jacking off. i cant wait to die.

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

@SanJoseSharks Fun must be always!

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

You got tits, huh? Wow

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

https://t.co/ZTeLPKF90z

Until next time…

@drain831 IS YOUR.. FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDYEAHH!

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

@thefaint There’s no one I’d rather bleep and bloop the night away with than you

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

‘Bout to say holy fuckin shit for the duration of this yawn brb

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

Anyone wanna celebrate going the whole day without getting piss on their leg?

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

Think I’m gonna c*m on my stomach and take a shower

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

https://t.co/m8O4cXhCqm

Back when music had impact…

I’m tired of dying for your fuckin sins!

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

Takin a shit on my birthday. Beats givin a shit right, brother?!

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

https://t.co/iyOgg5bbKF

“Believe anything anyone ever tells you”

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

@m_cello @nineinchnails ……..but it is though?

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

@LocalH AND YOU DONT…

love you guys

[Chris @_FL0ATER]

Wayland Brewery - they don’t have a good bathroom to do coke in