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[Manas Muduli @manas_muduli]

Odisha has today issued the official notification revising the spellings of 64 places, correcting colonial-era distortions.

Current Spelling → Revised Spelling
Angul → ANUGOLA
Pallahara → PALALAHADA
Talcher → TALACHER
Bolangir → BALANGIR
Bangamunda → BANGOMUNDA
Balasore → BALESHWAR
Nilgiri → NILAGIRI
Soro → SORA
Bargarh → BARAGADA
Rajborasambar → RAJBODASAMBAR
Bonth → BANTA
Boudhgarh → BOUDHAGADA
Cuttack → KATAKA
Salipur → SALEPUR
Baramba → BADAMBA
Athagarh → ATHAGADA
Deogarh → DEBAGADA
Reamal → RIAMAL
Berhampur → BRAHMAPUR
Hinjilicut → HINJILIKATU
Aska → ASIKA
Surada → SORADA
Dasarathpur → DASHARATHPUR
Dharmasala → DHARMASHALA
Belpahar → BELPAHAD
Junagarh → JUNAGADA
Dharamgarh → DHARMAGADA
Jaipatna → JAYAPATANA
Lanjigarh → LANJIGADA
Bhawanipatna → BHABANIPATANA
Kandhamal / Khondmal → KANDHAMALA
Kendrapara → KENDRAPADA
Aul → AALI
Mahakalapara → MAHAKALAPADA
Keonjhar → KENDUJHAR
Barbil → BADABIL
Keonjhargarh → KENDUJHARGADA
Khurda → KHORDHA
Bolagarh → BOLAGADA
Banpur → BANAPUR
Jatni → JATANI
Jeypore → JAYAPUR
Podia → PADIA
Betnoti → BETANATI
Samakhunta → SHAMAKHUNTA
Moroda → MORADA
Rasgovindpur → RASAGOBINDAPUR
Panchpir → PANCHAPIDHA
Umerkote → UMARKOT
Nayagarh → NAYAGADA
Daspalla → DASHAPALLA
Khariar → KHADIAL
Nimapara → NIMAPADA
Rairakhol → REDHAKHOL
Sonepur → SONPUR
Binka → BINIKA
Sundargarh → SUNDARAGADA
Bonaigarh → BANAIGADA
Koira → KOIDA
Lephripara → LEPHRIPADA
Subdega → SABDEGA
Bargaon → BADAGAN
Lahunipara → LAHUNIPADA
Rourkela → RAURKELA

Total entries in the complete list: 64.

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

Welcome to India..🤣

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Slap-Kalesh (Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) founder Abhijeet Dipke gets slapped.

Two people together slapped him 4 times, Jaipur RJ)

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

Bro wants freedom of speech to make vulgar comics ... 🤣

[ANSHIT @shaiyaxh]

Are behn ke lºdo tumlog stand up hi bnd krwa do bc india me..
munawar,samay,yash,370,sejal,pranit n now fkn MADHUR VIRLI ??
see the stand-up culture outside india fat jayegi tumhari

apni freedom of speech khud khatma krre ho..gov will get an excuse to ban another form of media

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

Man doesn't understand limits...
He thinks everything rude said publicly is comedy.. 🤣🤣🤣

Ur definition of comedy is amazing

[Ranvir Shorey @RanvirShorey]

STOP OUTRAGING OVER COMEDY, INDIA! A SOCIETY THAT DISRESPECTS COMEDY AND COMEDIANS SLOWLY LOSES THE ABILITY TO INTROSPECT.
JAI COMEDY! ✊🏽

[cricXvijju🦅 @fierySRH]

The striker is always running extra yards😂😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨 UFO FILES RELEASED - https://t.co/kWE5tvdY9H

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

Idk who are these fans who are saying that mi can qualify....

Delivery of brain is required

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

225 words in 30 seconds is MI fans explaining how the team can still qualify for playoffs.

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

@Bhanu_R780 MOHSIN KHAN 😅😅

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

@ImPC_45 Source : Trust me bro 🫤

[Ishan Ghosh¹⁷🇮🇳 @PantVerse]

Bro almost recreated the iconic meme 😭😭

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

No shot but I think I should turn into @PunjabKingsIPL fan only because of Sarpanch Sahab

It's hard being a @mipaltan fan now.. Abhi toh lungs aur heart bhi nahin jeeta ja raha jaise pehle RCB jita karti thi..😔😔
#iplseason2026
#IPL
#IPL2026

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

Well said 💪🏼🔥

[Kishore 👽 @kishoretwt17]

@Rushu_Tushu They will be the same parents who will cry that their kid bought in-game coins and lost lakhs

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

@Capybara2233_ As expected....
Try going to the consumer court. Only option left

[Sanvi Sharma @SanviSharm49500]

Maturity is when You Realize Ambedkar has ruined the Country.

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

Dekh raha hai binod kis tarah west bengal elections jeetne ki Tayyari chal rahi hai

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Prime Minister Narendra Modi's convoy gives way to an ambulance during the roadshow in West Bengal's Siliguri

(Source: DD)

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

@Capybara2233_ @JBLaudio Did anyone reply lol..??
Ya phir no response till now..
Better go directly to consumer office.
Twitter pe kuch ni hoga 😭 they will ignore

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

@SupriyaShrinate U gonna type anything for reach and engagement 😬😬..
Literally india was supplying humanitarian aid to iran at the time of the crisis.
Why involve yourself in between two parties fighting among themselves, that's literally foolishness 😂😂😂..
Stay neutral and happy.

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

@SatyaPrNayak @MohanMOdisha Are you an AI who is just programmed to support the faulty things or just a braindead person??

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

I wish you and your government face the same consequences as the Congress is facing now..

Istg I will cut my hands if any of my colleagues, friends or family members vote for you and your stupid government for god sake..

Bhagwan se daro pagal kahinke..

[Dharmendra Pradhan @dpradhanbjp]

ଓଡ଼ିଶାର ମେଡ଼ିକାଲ, ଇଞ୍ଜିନିୟରି, କୃଷି ତଥା ଆନୁସଙ୍ଗିକ ପ୍ରଯୁକ୍ତିବିଦ୍ୟାଭିତ୍ତିକ ଶିକ୍ଷା ପାଠ୍ୟକ୍ରମରେ ନାମଲେଖା ପାଇଁ ରାଜ୍ୟର ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜନଜାତିଙ୍କ ନିମନ୍ତେ ସଂରକ୍ଷଣକୁ ୧୨% ରୁ ୨୨.୫୦% ଓ ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜାତି ପାଇଁ ୮% ରୁ ୧୬.��୫% କୁ ବୃଦ୍ଧି କରିବା ସହିତ ପ୍ରଥମ ଥର ପାଇଁ ସାମାଜିକ ଓ ଶିକ୍ଷାଗତ ଭାବେ ପଛୁଆବର୍ଗ (ଏସଇବିସି) ଛାତ୍ରଛାତ୍ରୀଙ୍କ ନିମନ୍ତେ ୧୧.୨୫% ସଂରକ୍ଷଣ ବ୍ୟବସ୍ଥାକୁ କ୍ୟାବିନେଟ୍‌ରେ ମଞ୍ଜୁର କରିଥିବାରୁ ମୁଁ ମାନ୍ୟବର ପ୍ରଧାନମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @narendramodi ଏବଂ ରାଜ୍ୟର ମୁଖ୍ୟମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @MohanMOdisha ଙ୍କୁ ଧନ୍ୟବାଦ ଜଣାଉଛି ।

ସାମାଜିକ ନ୍ୟାୟ ପ୍ରଦାନ କରିବା ମୋଦୀ ସରକାରଙ୍କ ଶାସନର ମୂଳମନ୍ତ୍ର ହୋଇଥିବା ବେଳେ ସମାଜର ପ୍ରତ୍ୟେକ ବର୍ଗକୁ ସମାନ ସୁଯୋଗ, ଅଧିକାର ଓ ସମ୍ମାନଜନକ ଜୀବନ ପ୍ରଦାନ କରିବା ଆମ ସରକାରଙ୍କ ପ୍ରାଥମିକତାରେ ରହିଛି । ମାନ୍ୟବର ପ୍ରଧାନମନ୍ତ୍ରୀଙ୍କ ‘ସବକା ସାଥ୍, ସବକା ବିକାଶ’ ଆଦର୍ଶରେ ଅନୁପ୍ରାଣିତ ହୋଇ ଓଡ଼ିଶା ସରକାରଙ୍କ ଏହି ନିଷ୍ପତ୍ତି ଏକ ଐତିହାସିକ ପଦକ୍ଷେପ । ଏହା ଡବଲ ଇଞ୍ଜିନ ସରକାରଙ୍କ ‘ଅନ୍ତ୍ୟୋଦୟ ସଂକଳ୍ପ’ ଅର୍ଥାତ୍ ସମାଜର ଶେଷ ଧାଡ଼ିରେ ଥିବା ବ୍ୟକ୍ତିଙ୍କ ବିକାଶର ପ୍ରତିବଦ୍ଧତାକୁ ପ୍ରତିଫଳିତ କରୁଛି ।

ଏହି ଐତିହାସିକ ନିଷ୍ପତ୍ତି ସମାଜର ଅନ୍ତିମ ଶ୍ରେଣୀରେ ଥିବା ମେଧାବୀ ପ୍ରତିଭାମାନଙ୍କୁ ସଶକ୍ତ କରିବା ସହ ରାଜ୍ୟର ସାଧାରଣ ଗରିବ ପ��ିବାରର ଛାତ୍ରଛାତ୍ରୀଙ୍କ ମେଡିକାଲ ଓ ଇଞ୍ଜିନିୟରିଂ ପଢ଼ିବା ସ୍ୱପ୍ନକୁ ସାକାର କରିବାରେ ଏକ ପ୍ରମୁଖ ମାଧ୍ୟମ ହେବ । ଏହି କଲ୍ୟାଣକାରୀ ପଦକ୍ଷେପ ପାଇଁ ମୁଁ ରାଜ୍ୟର ଉପ-ମୁଖ୍ୟମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ତଥା କୃଷି ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @KVSinghDeo1, ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜାତି ଓ ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜନଜାତି ବିକାଶ ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @NityanandaBJP, ସ୍ୱାସ୍ଥ୍ୟ ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @MahalingMukesh , ଉଚ୍ଚ ଶିକ୍ଷା ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @suryabanshibjp ଏବଂ ଶିଳ୍ପ, ଦକ୍ଷତା ବିକାଶ ତଥା ବୈଷୟିକ ଶିକ୍ଷା ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @SampadSwainBJP ଙ୍କୁ ମଧ୍ୟ ଧନ୍ୟବାଦ ଜଣାଉଛ��� ।

#OdishaCabinet

[Deepak Samal @_FunnyDeepS_]

@extraemilyy @MrBeast U just spoiled the video for me 😅