Gareth Owen

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@SeanDLloyd For every mother who ever said, “put that god damn baby back.”

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@SeanDLloyd @JontyRhodes8 A coffee table book filled with instant photographs of jacked dudes called PolaRoids.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@SeanDLloyd @JontyRhodes8 Picture it. You’re holding your precious child in one arm and a glass of wine at the same time. The doorbell rings. Oh no! You’re not just going to put little Kevin down on the floor. It’s filthy! What do you do?

Well, we have a solution.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@MisroleLouw @SeanDLloyd @2frost2furious @TrafficSA So typical of our military to be holidaying in Italy! Although I am glad that this is not the beloved seaside town of Gordon’s Bay.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@PicturesFoIder @SeanDLloyd Gordon’s Bay.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@SeanDLloyd @2frost2furious @GordonRamsay @blainethecanuck My mistake. Gordon was infact named after the town. A good town, in which he was conceived, twice. An honest town. A town where love blossoms and legends are made.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

11. Gordon’s Bay

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@SeanDLloyd @2frost2furious Stunning place that! Think @GordonRamsay is still waitering there, hence the name of the town.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

You’d be bloody silly to scroll past this.

[The Dodo @dodo]

Puppy found sleeping outside on a blanket couldn't even lift his head — now he's 100% energy and loves stealing socks and hiking by the sea 💙 @sidewalkspecial

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

U Got It Good Boy

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@TrollusMaximus @Zayder001 @MisterMasango ...going to Bishops

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@Zayder001 @MisterMasango @TrollusMaximus Pretty sure not telling people you're one is harder.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@MisterMasango https://t.co/dWSz9IgaXY

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@SeanDLloyd Not as badly as one Tyrannosaurus Rex would.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@Clairevc22 Hope your gran is ok.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

@Mr_Bingo Someone’s never been mugged.

[NetflixSA @NetflixSA]

Write an out of office message using a one liner from your favourite show/movie.

[Gareth Owen @_Garethowen]

The oke from the All Gold 36 ad really hasn’t aged well hey.