Garrick

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@tobyliiiiiiiiii How is their rocket so clean?

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Bartenders don’t care about your age a few years after you turn 21. They just want to see what the age gap is between you and your 22yo date

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@Kalshi I believe Cybercabs will be ubiquitous, but we can all agree when Tesla "launches" any new market of their robotaxi it is extremely limited

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@Kalshi That means 1 cybercab in a small geofenced area in Austin. Just like all of their other launches 🤣

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Giraffes have nowhere to hide during storms

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@nypost Dude, that’s why my RX gets worse and worse every year

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@alex_avoigt I wonder if they filmed this on Tesla property. Because I imagine the local abc news station would need permission from Tesla to get this close to them

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@TheSonOfWalkley Probably means 1 cybercab in Austin for an hour a day, haha

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@Teslarati Just got it today

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@cybertruck @WifeDirtyTesla @DirtyTesLa Let me gues, the cybertruck isn’t even close to profitable. I have one, but I’m also a shareholder

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@Chase6D Plenty of contracts work on unknowns. Commission, interest rates, fee structure can all be agreed upon. Gonzo’s team probably wants a percentage of whatever the salary cap increase is and a floor if cap decreases (unlikely). Pats want ceiling on what the percent increase could be

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She gets angry even though it’s her fault she didn’t tell the officiant!

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@elonmusk @TheBabylonBee Low equity multiple for sure with shrinking GDP every year for the next 5 years

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FSD will just straight up park you on the wrong side of a V4 charging stall. Always backs in, when some of them you have to pull into

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@nishkidoonoo Ok, but he does care about voting power

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@Bobby_LaVallley @grok what is the most body diverse and thus most inclusive athletic sport

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@CarlEagan1 I don’t agree with mass surveillance or invasion of privacy, but it would also reduce my car insurance if others didn’t lie or take advantage of the insurance system. Again hate this, but I see the advantage to it

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@ChuckCook @rhensing @wholemars I mostly disengage because of parking stupidity. But I’m picky. In my cybertruck I’d rather back in and be in the shade or park next to a curb than try to squeeze in a space in the open. I also try to angle the back of the car towards the sun’s movement to minimize cabin overheat

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@SenBillCassidy @Grok are Bill's top long-term donors connected to the health and pharma industries?

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@JoeTegtmeyer @Tesla My apartment building installed some chargers in the parking garage last year. I was astonished they were J-1772 and not NACS. Very glad my cybertruck came with the adapter