Gene

Part-time rapper, full-time failure

[Gene @_GeneSZN]

@LudwigAhgren So happy I got to meet y’all 2 hours before Vegas wrung you out for all your happiness!!

[Gene @_GeneSZN]

@mimiestkitty your loss😈

[Gene @_GeneSZN]

can tell who voted for tr*mp by the obligatory “don’t let politics ruin relationships” post. y’all can eat shit

[In/Pacino/Out @slime_machine]

elon and jd is a possible ship after their inevitable tv gaffs put them out of the limelight, im talking passionate frontshots in a white house bathroom

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Mike Tyson admits he thought Hasbulla was a baby when he first met him 😭

“That’s how I am with children, I was hugging on this guy. He’s like 26 years old…”

[inho 🥇 @itto_inho]

YouTube video essay on the background while scrolling Twitter and playing video game at the same time

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

You’re worried about measuring the wrong paper

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man ordered a Cameo from the Da Vinki twins so he could announce his divorce from his wife

[Gene @_GeneSZN]

took my first public bathroom shit since japan and i’m sad to report there’s still no bidets in america

[Minecraft Memes ⛏️ @MinecraftMeme16]

You know who you are

[Gene @_GeneSZN]

kinda fucked up how my lil treat ($8 boba) costed more than every lunch i ever had in japan (1,100 yen)