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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’m fucking wheezing

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Is this a valid point...?

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

The lone male juror leaving court after arguing with 11 retards for a week straight

[Gerald @_Gerald_Low]

@brad_oland Cause it’s not Maury, it’s a criminal investigation

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS now for a chance to win a signed jersey from 2025 NL Cy Young Award winner, Paul Skenes!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

Welcome to Pittsburgh, Mr. Ramsey 😳

[ESPN @espn]

RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: SecDef Pete Hegseth stares right at the press and goes scorched earth, spelling out their insanity. I could watch this all day.

"You, and I mean specifically YOU, the press, you cheer against Trump so hard, it's in your DNA and in your blood to cheer against Trump, because you want him not to be successful so bad, you have to cheer against the efficacy of these strikes. You have to hope maybe they weren't effective."

"Maybe the way the Trump administration is representative isn't true. So let's take half truths, spun information, leaked information, and then spin it, spin it in every way we can to try to cause doubt and manipulate the mind, the public mind, over whether or not our brave pilots were successful."

"How many stories have been written about how hard it is to, I don't know, fly a plane for 36 hours? Has MSNBC done that story? Has Fox? Have we done the story how hard that is?"

"There are so many aspects of what our brave men and women did that because of the hatred of this press corps are undermined because people are trying to leak and spin that it wasn't successful. It's irresponsible."

"You're undermining the success of incredible B-2 pilots and incredible F-35 pilots and incredible refuelers and incredible air defenders who accomplished their mission."

"How about we talk about how special America is, that only we have these capabilities? I think it's too much to ask, unfortunately, for the fake news. So we're used to that."

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

That’s it.. I’m moving to Florida

🚨 Florida Sheriff issues a Dire Warning to Violent Protesters — “We will Kill You!”

• Resists lawful orders… Jail
• Block a road… jail!
• Flee arrest… jail!
• Mob a car… Get Run Over!
• Spit or hit us… Your’e going to the Hospital, then jail!

“If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will notify your families where to collect your remains, because we will kill you graveyard dead.”

Dammmmammm🔥🔥🔥🔥

https://t.co/ViWXl7s4VZ

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

LA rioters f*cked around and found out

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is St. Louis CEMA Commissioner.

As a tornado with 152mph winds arrived, Sarah (they/them) and her staff was not available to activate the tornado siren.

5 kiIIed, 38 injured.

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion when it was worth half that

He cut 80% of the workforce that was not doing anything useful, unwavering against angry cries.

He used the data to create xAI, which is now valued at $75 billion.

X is now sustainably profitable for the first time, raising money recently at a $44 billion valuation — but this time it’s actually worth that, and has a 25% stake in xAI.

Through his acquisition, he unseated the President of the United States of America.

He changed the lives of X creators by introducing revenue share.

Everyone laughed at him, mocked him, and attacked him for this acquisition. Look how it’s turned out so far.

Now he wants to apply this formula to the federal government, and you fucking idiots want to murder him?

You want to kill America’s leading clean energy and technology company?

You prefer the status quo of multi trillion dollar deficits? You prefer spending more on INTEREST on the national debt than we do on national defense?

You realize that the federal government ran fine in the past without multi trillion dollar deficits right? We used to actually have a budget surplus.

How did something Democrats used to support under Obama and Clinton turn into something that makes Democrats want to start a terror campaign?

Jesus Christ, how fucking stupid are we as a country?

This is why we can’t have nice things.

God bless the DOGE team for trying to do what’s right for our children and grandchildren in the face of so much hatred.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Today, we remember Dale Earnhardt.

[Mike White @mwhiteburgh]

How often in NFL history do you think two players from the same high school had interceptions in the same game?

Well it happened last night when New Castle's Malik Hooker (Cowboys) and Geno Stone (Bengals) both had INTs on Monday Night Football.

Pretty cool for New Castle.

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Poles open in McKees Rocks. More at 11.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Downtown. 414 Grant Street - City County Building. Real Time Crime Center reports in that there is an orderly protest of about 15 people with signs asking Bob Nutting to sell the team.

[BNO News @BNONews]

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) calls on Biden to resign:

"If Joe Biden is not fit to run for President, he is not fit to serve as President"

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Bears are trading Justin Fields to the Steelers, per @RapSheet

[Jenna Harner @JennaHarner11]

yep, it’s still super misty in here 🥹