K-Ham

Always keep your head up, never let the beat drop.
UNC :|: Google :|: NorCal Mewtwo Pokemon Trainer

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SHENNYSAYS :: THE WHISPER CHALLENGE: https://t.co/aOfNCUqX6p via @YouTube

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@andy_lemancandy

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@andy_lemancandy MAGA (Make Andy Gay Again)

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@andy_lemancandy ok I get it, lemme think, I guess its MY turn. 🥳

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Tables turn.
Bridges burn.
You live and learn.

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@bendelacreme You. Are. A. Goddess!! 4 challenge wins in a row, my scalp has been snatched to Neptune (now that Pluto has been demoted RIP)

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Ok California you got me. I love kombucha.

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Becky used to lemme smash.

[Cherie Berry @ElevatorQueen]

Government shut down won’t stop me, y’all! #StillDrinkin #StillInspectin #StillQueen

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Did I write this?

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I have a massive soft spot for small business restaurants. I will throw you a 5 Star Yelp review in a second because that. shit. is. brutal. out. there. mama.

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is life even real anymore https://t.co/8seairv7Vy

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

All I can say is, you betta werk! Had a fabulous time with @RuPaul and good luck to all the queens. #DragRace https://t.co/ZrJDyDmuVh

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I know I'm old because at 4:15PM my mind just immediately went "OOOOOOOOH I could use an Earl Grey tea rn"

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

A hearse just pulled into our lot, flashed its lights at us, then left.

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@terrorjrmusic plz.

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I can't be the only one who CONSTANTLY takes accidental screenshots on the iPhone X due to the side bezel button placements *facepalm.*

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I love how the Food Network essentially just cut out all the bullshit storylines and compressed all their 30-minute cooking shows into 90 second videos for Facebook.

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@itsfanny__ this is the tweet u choose to be ur first of 2018. oh no.

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"So it's a long time ago and a galaxy far, far away...but there are spaceships?" -Erinn

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"Y'all carrying and I am gooped." -Fanny