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[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@TellurideBlues idk how announcement submissions work, but Dia and Jim are celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary this weekend!

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@FFHitman I AM PRO QUICHE #proquiche

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

New and interesting: the sound of fans slamming their boards into the bleachers in front of them. #GoPackGo #becauseofcovid #fansinthestands

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Legit thought the Taco Bell nacho fries commercial was a real movie promo

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Omg the #nfl #bose commercial is so wonderfully #awkward 🥰

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Yes

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Do the British always consider it “maths”?

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Gonna get drunk and watch Seinfeld

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

I’ve really been assessing the way I write my “2s” recently.

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@AmericanAir the Denver passengers are piling up here at @CLTAirport . This is ridiculous.

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@AmericanAir what’s going on??? There’s no bad weather anywhere can we get an updated boarding time at least?! What is going on?!?

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE @AmericanAir delayed my flight more than 3 hours for what?!?!?? NOT WEATHER

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Lol apparently people don’t know that enough impact will cause your skin to burst. THATS how you busy your head open from a knee to the helmet. #NFL #ericweddle #LARams #PantherNation #LARvCAR

[Andy Holloway @AndyHolloway]

On this fine morning, I'd like to wish no luck to my opponents. May all your decisions end up the wrong ones, may all of your players disappoint you, and the remainder of this week be marked by my unceasing mocking of your team. #FantasyFootballReturns

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@TheFFBallers @andyholloway @FFHitman @jasonmoore my boyfriend slept through the draft (don’t ask) and he auto drafted Baker Mayfield. Now wants to trade Mayfield for Lamar Jackson. I already have Cam Newton. Thoughts?

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Man in line at DIA: “Sometimes these airlines will overbook flights and just not tell anyone so people end up getting bumped off.”
Companion: “Wow that’s horrible.”
Man: “Not as horrible as Donald Trump.” #airports

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

In the future, if I make an important purchase online that would require a signature for delivery, I will ensure that it will NOT be shipped with @FedEx and if I don’t have a choice, I will go somewhere else. I’d rather drive two hours to buy something in person than use #FedEx

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

Have I mentioned how much I despise @FedEx ?
Doing the same bullshit again with another expensive and time sensitive package they fucked up.
THERE IS A DISFUNCTIONAL LINK BETWEEN YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE AND YOUR DISPATCH MAKING CUSTOMER SERVICE PRACTICALLY USELESS. FIX IT

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@Arapahoe_Basin parking situation? Loveland pass is backed up so we’re wondering if we should come thru the other way or Uber up. Halp!

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@stereobailey SILVERSUN !

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@FedExHelp @FedEx So no, I truly do not believe I need any further “assistance” from @FedExHelp

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

If there’s an “Alex” chat service rep with @VerizonSupport out there that “helped” me with my purchase on Tuesday... I would just like to say I take back my nice survey answers because this is a FUCKING HEADACHE ALL BECAUSE YOU CANT DOUBLE CHECK A FUCKING ADDRESS. FUCK.🤬

[cynthiaa @_Goosebird]

@FedExHelp No, thank you. @FedEx is taking the time to ship my package all the way back to its origin, requiring me to begin my order process from the beginning, rather than taking the time to drive five blocks down the road to the corrected address. I’m not even allowed to pick it up.