Grant Powell

I play drums

[Quil Darling @quildarling]

Me, getting carjacked: Sorry, just throw that stuff in the back

[Grant Powell @_Grant_Powell_]

@MickaylaaRaee Maryland is dope! Come through

[Grant Powell @_Grant_Powell_]

Still salty @adultswim canceled the The Venture Brothers

[xtina @rivermonsterr]

have friends you’ve known for a long time is beautiful, there’s such rich history to draw from when you want to make fun of them

[Grant Powell @_Grant_Powell_]

@BearlyGriz I'll meet you there

[Grant Powell @_Grant_Powell_]

@BearlyGriz @TheOnion Yesssssss

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Don't call it an Everything Bagel if it doesn't come with an autographed headshot of Kyle Chandler.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Check out our new crane

[Grant Powell @_Grant_Powell_]

@MickaylaaRaee Hormones
And/or
All the junk you stored in your body is being released now that you are "cleaning it up"
It is temporary and not necessarily a bad sign.

[Grant Powell @_Grant_Powell_]

@Target too bad blue is my favorite color 😂😂😂

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

i don’t smoke weed i smoke golf balls & fuck pornstars there is no way u could possibly understand

[Eric Donovan @Edonovan94]

I would like to apologize to the man in the gym locker room. I thought I was alone when Whitney Houston’s “I wanna dance with somebody” came on. You didn’t need to hear that

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Gaydar, but for tracking ships at sea and objects in the air.

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Superbowl commercial idea. The "Ocean Spray" skateboard guy hits the "Twisted Tea" guy with a bottle of Cranberry tea. They hug. A monolith shows up in the middle of the gas station. Lil Jon and Giuliani do a Tik Tok dance and then we reveal the new flavor of Doritos.

[Grant Powell @_Grant_Powell_]

@Mythical 🌶 😢

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[satans mistress @piscessiren91]

@SoneX @DaneCook @NPR They EARNED my vote by being the best candidate in my eyes! Fuckin Trump and Biden stealing Jorgensen votes.

[gaps are superior😲 @jiggyblackgurl]

Not my sister stripping while the house on fire......I can’t breathe

[Wes Hauch @WesHauch]

Basically I want all solos to be as loud as they are on Rust in Peace.

[NEACE @NEACETWEETS]

Gym been "open", finally go over a month or so later:

No bench, weights closed, pullup bars off limits, no bar lifts like squats open.

Can we agree if we are working out in a communal area masks & wipes are enough? I know the risks. If I die just call me dumb, I'll be dead.