zacko the sleepy

professional couch guy | he/him

[Jeanie @buttforager]

I’m so glad there’s no smellovision on the phone. Nobody would fuck with me absolutely nobody would fuck with me

[lucila .⋆♱ @futuredeadgf]

one of the kindest, most transformative, transgressive, empathetic things i think anyone has ever said. i think about it constantly.

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

i think people are really bad at recognizing trolling these days

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In Washington DC doing meetings trying to get this TikTok ban lifted.

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

@ZTS_25 i don't know what to do with myself

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

my team is in the game of the year. what is this

[Dre🐍 @WaveyForever]

IF YOU IN THE DMV RIGHT NOW WALK INTO YOUR NEAREST CONVENIENCE STORE AND REACH INTO THE CASH REGISTER…THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY

[Pete Hailey @PeteHaileyNBCS]

If aliens invaded earth I'd trust Terry McLaurin to fight them off

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

WE COMMING TONIGHT!!!

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

they don't tell you that when you turn 27 you wake up every day feeling like you've achieved consciousness for the first time

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

i think my ideal job is just going to the grocery store

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

Jayden Daniels

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

honk shooah! sleep on that thing!

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

@protectyoneck__ my buddy from work played soccer with him growing up lmfao

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

marylanders are feasting right now, I have multiple friends who knew Luigi

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

it was funky burger

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

this is how your little brother sits when you give him the madkatz controller

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Kendrick Lamar in the studio recording for 'GNX' with Dody6 and Peysoh 🔥

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

what's wild is this is probably the least insane Mike Tyson has ever been

[zacko the sleepy @_GrizKhalifa]

coworker just said i'm in my "upper 20s"