— O'Connell 🇨🇮

i don't care who it is or what it is , i'll fight with all i've got and then some ! i'm bringin' everyone home !

[— O'Connell 🇨🇮 @_GUNDAD]

Temp pinned.

“ you know , i think my back's done for. ”

Walker O'Connell.
father of 3 maladjusted adults.
2/4 Purgatorio.

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

some flowers bloom where the green grass grows. our praise is not for them. but the ones who bloom in the bitter snow, we raise our cups to them.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

i’d like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.

[ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴀɪᴅᴇɴ ⚔︎ @AbyssIncarnate]

( @_GUNDAD , @lastofrhine )

[— O'Connell 🇨🇮 @_GUNDAD]

....

ok you're right.

[— O'Connell 🇨🇮 @_GUNDAD]

who you callin' weird, girlie.

[ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴀɪᴅᴇɴ ⚔︎ @AbyssIncarnate]

( @_GUNDAD , @lastofrhine )

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

you have to take your shoes off when entering my house. so I can try them on

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

her, coming out as trans: so my name is Claire now
me: thank you for the clarification

[randy @tappedinnn]

I stopped smoking for about 3 months and literally nothing got better. Gonna cop a 3.5 tomorrow

[— O'Connell 🇨🇮 @_GUNDAD]

here.

( He tossed the box of candy to her. They had been his , but alas ... anything to stop her from eating anything inedible. Well , by normal standards. )

[ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴀɪᴅᴇɴ ⚔︎ @AbyssIncarnate]

hmmn.

i suppose it will taste better.

[— O'Connell 🇨🇮 @_GUNDAD]

he's making four mango smoothies.

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

just ordered two sandwiches at da bodega and the guy is so flustered he looks at me on the verge of tears and goes "just give me a few minutes okay?" like yeah man i understand that a sandwich takes time its all love playa

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

can you solve my riddles three while i step out to smoke

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[— O'Connell 🇨🇮 @_GUNDAD]

that's crazy .. mine's got nothin' in it at all!

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just found a mysterious sphere in my eye socket

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just found a mysterious sphere in my eye socket

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandma turned spherical and flew away into the night sky

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

unironically rise and shine. genuinely wakey wakey

[steven @mynounswentpro]

my uncle is still recovering from his brazilian ball lift

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

seeing someone choking to death in a restaurant and telling the waiter I'll have what he's having

[grace @gracefishlove]

Be careful what you fish for