Grant U. Nelson

I sell stuff. In pictures, not in person.
#RP #OC

[Lisa Dart @frostyagnes]

Best Birth Announcement ever. Today's CM. What a wonderful family.

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness a terrible exchange rate*

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness restaurants that take cologne? *scrubs his hand through his hair. The cologne smells really good, but has -

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness worried there, got a minutes. Eat me. *chuckles* That would be totally whackadoo. So, um... Do you know any -

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness *gives a relieved grin. Cool. He didn't miss out on some new thing he should have known about* She's. You had me-

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@FeedMyDarkness @DorianWes you meant eat /with/ me, right? *Because of course they did*

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@FeedMyDarkness @DorianWes else he hasn't heard of yet. Like maybe they're Russian or whatever Yoda was, so they mix words around* Oh, wait-

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@FeedMyDarkness @DorianWes Whoah! You were going to /eat/ me?! *shocked help, before he turns incredulous, like that might mean something -

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness lifetime supply because I was really good at selling it, and I got more cologne than I would have money.

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness wiggles a few steps away. Clears throat, so he doesn't talk in a falsetto* No, that's the cologne. I got a -

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness *giggles, but in a manly sort of way that includes his shoulder coming up to his ear to block the sniffing as he-

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

@DorianWes @FeedMyDarkness Hello, my good gentleman. *dramatic* That is because a sell a very good cologne that doesn't smell bad at all.

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

//This is a role play account. Open to any interaction. Short and long RP welcome. Not a novice. Also, not asking for RTs, 'cause classy.

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

Audition tapes are for dating sites, right?

Read: http://t.co/twbiH4GK9r

[Grant U. Nelson @_GUNelson]

So, Bernie made me make a video for this dating site, or something. I think that's what he meant by 'audition tape'.