ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ NICO ★☰

hi

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I piss red. I cum white. And I poop blue. God bless America

[Pip ㊝ @pipispurging]

does sex feel like sumo wrestling when you’re fat?

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[max @xamfoam]

No disrespect but i will never understand how you guys post full dick and balls and hole on a public website and just dgaf that's crazy

[hachi @raspberryhachi]

how it feels replying to ANYBODY'S post

[cece ྀིྀི @jzZzo_O]

things i desperately need rn :

1. lose 15 kg
2. fuckton of money
3. world peace

[Jimmy @Fredscottwn3]

Why are reproductive organs so fucking ugly

[𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐈!! ᯓ★ @ilovetabi_145]

genuinely how it feels being new on twt

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

pussy so tight there’s a password to get in

[ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ NICO ★☰ @_Hail2TheKing_]

@suicidebugs Hihi pls properly explain how fasting works to me I've never understood💔 Do you eat nothing the whole day or is there like a certain time period you eat in?🤧 like you only eat between 11am and 3pm i dont understand 💔💔

[McNasty @McNasty]

im like if a fat retard was fatter and more retarded

[️️k @krspwn]

when u crossing a main road and it feels like everyone in the cars are judging you

[aurora @girlbot019]

was talking to my 45 year old father and he used the term “retardmaxxing” mid conversation

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

when i grow up i wanna be a penis

[ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ NICO ★☰ @_Hail2TheKing_]

@skyshimii How do you fast pls tell meee💔💔 i dont get how it works do you just eat nothing??😭😭

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u