haleigh ⚢

so i’m back to the velvet underground

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

👅

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

putting sauce on a pizza cause none of your songs have any is the real joke

[☾ @karefreekeri]

I love to cuss. Sorry. And I have a very large and expansive vocabulary but I will still choose to use cuss words. I don’t really care.

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

[holden @joe_biden_pussy]

every time i sneak away to the bathroom at work to hit my vape i feel like her

[al @fxingalx]

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Oh you hate ICE? Remember that when you’re being mugged by an MS-13 gang member and you need 10 5’4 dumbasses to beat up a totally unrelated 65 year old cleaning lady on the way to her job.

[cas • hughie’s second wind @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

let's meet up in the woods and shoot each other in the stomach

[drew @boyoccultist]

unfortunately some ppl do need to be religiously controlled into not shooting up fentanyl between their toes and i think that’s okay

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

it's crazy that there's one subculture that generates 99.9% of school shooters and nobody has tried to do anything about it

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[amun ✚ @bigukeheree]

a father who agreed that when it comes down to it he wouldn’t mind making his 10 year old daughter deliver her rapist’s baby

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”