Halima

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[Halima @_Halimahussein]

الحمد الله
For everything✨

[Zay Morales @cilviademox]

I thought Statistics was just mean, mode and median kanti itjo.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Going thru shit with yo hair not done really puts the icing on the mfn cake 😂

[Matilda❤️‍🔥 @k_uttii]

my spark is gone (imali iphelile)

[liz @nottlizzyy]

not for me yall stay safe doe

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NO GOOGLE I DON’T WANT AN AI SUMMARY OF THIS EMAIL BECAUSE I CAN FVCKING READ

[Rex Ruthor, MD @rxbiu]

Or find shawarma. Basically the same thing.

[Lesego Setlhako🇿🇦🏴‍☠️ @LSetlhako10]

I’ve seen so much iPhone 17’s for a 3rd world country.
Where are you getting these phones okes?

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

People who say we should not use earbuds to clean our ears, what are we supposed to use?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Brown is so underrated in clothing, it eats every time.

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

A free trial should never require your card details period.

[✰. @swagoszn_]

I honestly can't wait to hear “passport and boarding pass please”.

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

My idea of a risky text is asking for a favour, especially a financial one 😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Spent so many years learning grammar, and now i intentionally remove punctuations so nobody accuses me of using Al. Humanity is evolving backwards.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Pregnancy can kill her.
C-sections can scar her forever.
Postpartum can destroy her mentally. But sure, keep calling it “just nine months.” Your lack of empathy is terrifying.

[Simi @simikunleoni]

i want to be able to add stuff to my instagram highlights without necessarily posting them on my story first

[Brian M. @MKHBrian]

The sun is starting to rise a lil bit earlier and sets later, it's getting warmer outside. The greatest season ever is upon us ❤️😭

[Rach A @RachAvvqg]

Literally fries my brain that strawberries have no smell but we have air fresheners, lip balms , shower gels that smell of strawberries 🍓

[telle @telleeetubby]

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you're having a bad day as an adult🤍🫵🏽

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm jealous of people with cool cousin groups. i barely even know mine.