Sadly Hamlet

My father died and my mother married my uncle #why #whatismylife #depressed #stillaprincetho 👑#weareallknaves

[Sadly Hamlet @_Ham_Omelette_]

@Horatioarealist you must live to tell my story, goodbye my friend #NoPoisonCupForYou #IVoteForFortinbras #EveryoneExceptMyUncleInHeaven

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Finally I avenged my father and also my mother for my uncle poisoned them both! I'm glad you could forgive me Laertes... you are right, it's not our faults #IForgiveYouToo #EveryonesDeadIncludingMe #LiveOnHoratio

[Sadly Hamlet @_Ham_Omelette_]

Can't wait to duel Laertes, I will win but I have a bad feeling in my gut #ToDefyFateIsFoolish #ItsImportantToJustBePrepared #ItsMeantToHappen

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I'm so sorry Laertes for fighting you at your sister's funeral and killing your father... madness made me do it brother #sorry #IlovedOpehliaToo @Laertes86167692 😥😔

[Sadly Hamlet @_Ham_Omelette_]

Was he a lawyer or a beggar? Doesn't matter, everyone ends up the same after death #DeathIsTheGreatEqualizer #DeathAndMortality #YorickWasTheKingsJesterNowCouldBeMortar 💀

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@Horatioarealist Well if you won't say who, I will. I hope Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have a great but short trip in England 😉😏 #TheyDidItToThemselves #WillinglySpyingOnMe

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Being sent to England and pirates attack! Taking me hostage!!! At least their nice to me because I can do them a favour as prince 🤴 #WasFreakingOut #ImOkNowDontWorry #ThisWasStillCrazyTho #ThisGIFisMe

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Thinking is wise, but thinking too much is cowardice. Yet a whole army is mindlessly willing to die for an eggshell 🙃 #IjustSleepandEat #AmIAnAnimal #MustChange

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Check heaven first, if you can’t find him check hell yourself @Clauduncleordad #WhereisPolonius

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A king may end up in a beggar’s stomach after death, both are mortal 😏🤗🙃#wormfood #fisheatworms #beggarseatfish

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Now my “friends” want to know where Polonius is! They are my uncle’s sponges! #AbsorbCommands #WringedOutForMore

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My “friends” think I’m easier to play than a flute! At least I have one true friend @Horatioarealist 😊#bros4life #TheRealistIsReal #notfake

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Alive or dead? What’s better? That’s the real question... I just don’t want to be damned to freaking hell like this girl if I die #EatAirLikeChameleons #ughh

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Marry a fool! Smart men know you destroy them! Can I rest my head on your lap another time? #gotothenunnery #sopretty #lol 😍🙃😜

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Oh watch out dear fishmonger, she may get pregnant @PoloniusPapa #whatissunshine #teenmoms #thesunbreadsmaggots

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Am I a coward? A chicken with no guts for not wrecking the true snake yet... 😔#sad #whatdayisit

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One was good and the other like a rotting ear infecting you, look at yourself #IsThatCloudOnTheCeilingaCamelOraWhale #dontbetempted 😅🤗😜

[Sadly Hamlet @_Ham_Omelette_]

Poisons the King Gonzago and then wins his wife, what a great play! What frighted you uncle, false fire? #Illtakeitswordfora1000pound👻

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Can't wait to see The Murder of Gonzago with the fam @Gertienogrieves @UncleDaddy66 🙃#hehe #dowatermelonsfloat #isthedeviltemptingme

[Sadly Hamlet @_Ham_Omelette_]

@UncleDaddy66 Stalking my twitter? Are you getting parenting advice from Polonius now?