metamorphocrys

here for lols

[kayla @mitckm]

love when I have to pee and my cat decides to use the litter box at the same time like omg girls going to the bathroom together transcends species!!

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I am already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no fvcking common sense

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[metamorphocrys @_handsolo]

Giving birth is so scary to me

[GL @gldivittorio]

I knew a Frederick that went by Erick which was fine but once met a Neil that turned out to be a Nathaniel and that's where I draw the line

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[miia @miiagarro]

you’re in his DMs

i have him blocked

you will understand in time

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i don’t have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

From side chick to wife is crazy because now you have to perform every day for a man who already showed you what happens when he is no longer happy.

[metamorphocrys @_handsolo]

@dietxcokewhore I also have cameras in my house just for her🤣🤣 that’s my baby fr

[metamorphocrys @_handsolo]

My strictly indoor cat wears an airtag. I must know where she is at all times lmao

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

i genuinely do not know how people have outdoor cats. i don't think i would ever be able to relax even for a second.

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

i genuinely do not know how people have outdoor cats. i don't think i would ever be able to relax even for a second.

[metamorphocrys @_handsolo]

Wait. He doing this all over the country.

[metamorphocrys @_handsolo]

Yall I now see a man posting himself running around naked in las cuevas lmfao what madness

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

My take on the whole cat sitter discourse on TikTok is that the owner should be allowed to shoot the cat sitter.

[metamorphocrys @_handsolo]

I saw the tiktok this morning and I cried with her

[IZZYKENTO💞 @izzykento]

The pet sitter I guess left the door open while bringing stuff in, the cat went outside and the sitter saw, then she texted the owner the NEXT DAY after letting the cat out bc the cat hadn’t come back for food and asked if this was normal. I would’ve died receiving that text.

[metamorphocrys @_handsolo]

The way I rather starve to death than eat sumn I don’t want