highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit
the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre
The pet sitter I guess left the door open while bringing stuff in, the cat went outside and the sitter saw, then she texted the owner the NEXT DAY after letting the cat out bc the cat hadn’t come back for food and asked if this was normal. I would’ve died receiving that text.