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@ThatWrestleClub #TWCSting

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44 injuries in 5 months? No problem. With a tactical genius like myself, we are still 4th.

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Forget Jesus, This Man is our Saviour.

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Mr Rodgers it seems is encouraging the proud tradition of being wankers down at Liverpool in the warm-ups. https://t.co/p1GQHyyJix

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We finally found a use for Anderson.

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Thank You Mr Rodgers for not only telling me how the PL is tough but also demonstrating it for me in 12th position.

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1-0 up with 0 shots on target. Only I can do this.

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When I realised that dogshite Liverpool are ahead of us and we could be 10th by the end of the day.

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Chris Smalling.

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My Tree > Your Tree. https://t.co/uYAqW4aSrI

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Unfortunately Manchester Police have taken Fellaini into custody & are questioning him for the disappearance of Cesc Fabregas.

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Whats the difference between Liverpool and Ebola?

Ebola is a Threat in Europe.

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I love British Pundits. https://t.co/tHBuQ2m9nL

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*VIEWERS DISCRETION ADVISED* Kids don't watch the Liverpool game. It is rated 18+. Don't know how this is televised before the watershed.

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What's the difference between Balotelli and Oscar Pistorious? Pistorious' shots hit the target.

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Love is Blind.

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Without Van Gaal: Holland 0-2 Iceland.
With Van Gaal: Holland 5-1 Spain.

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Strootman back in full training. Good to hear he's ahead for schedule. See you in Manchester in January, Kevin.

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It took Mr Ferguson 2 years to promote 7 players from the youth sides. Louis van Gaal does it in 7 weeks.

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The pundits say we had sold our identity, we don't play youth
Blackett, Wilson and McNair were all on the pitch.