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braille it to me.

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i pretended to “hate the word moist” from october 2009 to april 2010. the residual effects on my life are still not fully known

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if i was famous my tweets would be famous. and then maybe they could heal the world

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one day a gen z kid will write a memoir entitled The Way I Just

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boss caught me scrolling through mad men gifs to text my cousin but then right on cue my coworker fell down the stairs and cut his head open so i’m off the hook for now

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the cruelest thing you could do to my father is force him to watch a 19 year old point guard pick up his dribble against a full court press

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@jeanpiconsuegra boggles my mind that after crafting an unimpeachable artistic vision thru 3 decades of anonymity he chooses fucking fred again and rampa to co star his public life

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am i wasting my time by blocking and reporting every spam call/text? am i preventing any additional spam from accosting me? is my life just one big charade? i literally got a spam call while typing this rn

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selecting 4 tracks i enjoyed on my day off for this #4FF

Khan Jamal - Lovely Afternoon
Jade - Don’t Walk Away
LAX - All My Love
The Cure - Mint Car

happy friday yall

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the most beautiful thing about this world is that you can never run out of incredible music to discover. everyday i humbled by boundless and ever expanding library of sounds new and old

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how it feels to be like sometimes

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i’m a first game buster

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i’m pleased to report that i saw a non-alcoholic drink at the grocery store that describes itself as “Prohibition-Inspired”

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Feel-Good Story Of The Day: Michael B. Winnin!

Well-deserved - just awesome stuff.

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HUGE Oscars-Bombshell And Seriously the Best Piece of News You’ll Read Today:

If Michael B. Jordan wins the Academy Award tonight, he could change his name to Michael B. Actin.

Just awesome stuff.

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HUGE Oscars-Bombshell And Seriously the Best Piece of News You’ll Read Today:

If Michael B. Jordan wins the Academy Award tonight, he could change his name to Michael B. Actin.

Just awesome stuff.

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once again my weekly visit to the client office featured beef lunch. this time it was something “asian inspired” with noodles. tuesdays must be beef day :/ i had a few bites

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BREAKING: boss got food poisoning from the dreaded Bulgogi

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2nd week in a row that the free lunch at the client office involves “bulgogi beef” — which ive always felt is the least appetizing name for a food i eat

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it’s been lunch alllll week baby 🤗

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A little bit of Thursday awesomeness for you all: I discovered my mom’s 2006 euro trip planning notebook that unintentionally bares great resemblance to the NEU! (1972) album cover!