Ricedog

sad

[©©™ @ImSimplyCC]

they gon have you in the middle of times square like this

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[lynk @lynk0x]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me, every night:

[Netflix India @NetflixIndia]

THE PROFESSOR IS BACKKK

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

White people after slavery:

[Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨 @RealEdFriendly]

what's happening here?

[Francisco Rodríguez @frrodriguezc]

I wonder who was president 7 years ago.

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Sir, job applications are up 686,000% this morning

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

wish me luck

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Ok, this is actually insane. Apple Maps lets you zoom inside the Apple Park visitor centre to see the Apple Park miniature display model…and you can even see the cafe barista if you keep zooming:

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

Man sit yo dumb ass down

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

"My intention is to grow with the company."

Me as soon as I receive a job offer with higher pay:

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When a client emails me at 9:45am but I leave soon at 5pm

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I hope the airport food courts are ready for ICE

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

These the type of reps niggas be doing in the gym while you waiting on the bench